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Quoth GingerBiscuit
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I accidentally the whole bottle, is this dangerous?
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Because otherwise fish would live on land, and sharks would eat us all.
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Extremely. Enjoy the afterlife.
Wait, what did you do to the bottle?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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It's Miller Time.
How much for a massage?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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Your soul..Quoth Becks View Post
ew.. ew
OH GHOOOD!! Put that filthy thing BACK!!! Forget it!!
Do you SMELLLLLLLLL What the Rock... is cookin??Comment
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P.U. YES! Couldn't he have done that in the bathroom for god's sake?Quoth Crazeyal View Post
So, How's about cookin' something up with me?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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I think Hannibal Lecter is available.Quoth DesignFox View PostP.U. YES! Couldn't he have done that in the bathroom for god's sake?
So, How's about cookin' something up with me?
Why do you ask?Comment
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NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unalden sparrow?Comment
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The same as the land speed of Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all Mexico!Quoth Crazeyal View Post
Does she think she's being clever?Comment
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Aren't all we women?Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why does two plus two equal four but also two multiplied by two also makes four?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because my math teacher said so.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostAren't all we women?
Why does two plus two equal four but also two multiplied by two also makes four?
What is your quest?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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To escape the flying monkeys.
Why am I cold?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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Because someone snuck into your house and stuck ice under your chair. (it wasn't me, I swear)Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
Why does the holy water burn when I touch it?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because of the bag of red hots I dissolved in it.
What's the 411?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I could tell you, but then I have to kill you...Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Who put the Fun in dyFUNctional?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Funyuns.
Why am I getting all this golf crap?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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