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Because your tummy wanted some real food in it.
Why can't you wipe your friends on your saddle?
Why can't you wipe your friends on your saddle?
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Because real friends don't wipe saddles . . . they ride them.
Why do I suddenly feel peaceful right now?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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It's the calm before the Jaws attack!
Do you feel surprised?Comment
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Only if it's a good surprise.
What am I going to get accomplished over the weekend while I'm off from work?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Giving me the migraine of my lifetime! GRRRRR!
What is the cure?Comment
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Don't forget who you are . . . Idrinkarum.
Do I want to get up just yet and get started on the house?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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No you want to sleep in and pretend the house is not there.
Should I go to the mall andstalktalk to the guy?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sure . . . if you have bail money handy and a lawyer on standby to get you out of the stalking charges.
Why am I getting chilly out here?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because you ordered the chili, did you forget already?
Why do I feel like I'm in middle school?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because guys still have cooties when you're 12 . . .
Why am I bored right now?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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(no cooties, just cutie
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Because there's nothing to do.
Will I get some reading done before bed?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Just what's written on the bathroom walls.
When will the pumpkin patch be opened?Comment
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When the moon is just right and Linus is out there waiting on the arrival of The Great Pumpkin.
Where did The Great Pumpkin come from, anyways?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Spoiler Alert: The Great Pumpkin never shows.
Will I get home from doing laundry before freakin' 9pm?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sure. But then you discover your watch stopped and it's actually 9 a.m.
Do I want to go inside and fix a drink or not?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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