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In Soviet Russia, the drink fixes you!
What does that exactly mean?
What does that exactly mean?
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It means you need another drink.
Why don't I feel any motivation?Comment
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Because the sky is orange, the cows are purple, and Mr. Rum is coming home on time tonight!
What would happen if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mr. T at the same time Mr. T was pitying Chuck Norris?Comment
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The end of the world as we know it. Pray it never happens.
Why haven't I gone home yet?Comment
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Because your home hasn't called you back yet.
If Peter picked a peck of pickled peppers, then how much is a peck?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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The amount of the 3 blind mice tails.
Honey, honey don't ... stop?Comment
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Believing.
Believe it and it will be true.
Do I want to know if Wendyburger is sleeping on the side of the road again in the shade?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Ummm ... no ... cause she's not sleeping...and OMG!
What is that on top of her!?Comment
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The air...or the grass depending how you look at it.
Why do people with closed minds have open mouths?Comment
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Because they are the world and they like to keep giving.
What should I give away today?Comment
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Whatever hasn't been taken and nobody else wants.
Why do my legs feel so scaly and itchy?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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You're turning into a snake.
What excuse can I use to go back to the mall next?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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You're an exterminator and you're searching for mallrats. Just make sure you're wearing a uniform and carrying that large can of spray with the long hose to look more convincing.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why does this breeze feel so good out here right now?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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That's not a breeze that's the fetid breath of a mouth-breathing, soul-eating, head-crushing SC! Run away!
What is Saturn's rings made of?Comment
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Cubic zirconium. You were totally ripped off, man.
Why is my freezer not freezing?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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