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Chuck Norris. Shit, that's probably a correct answer.
Ummm...because seven eight nine?
Why is it so friggin' cold here?
Ummm...because seven eight nine?
Why is it so friggin' cold here?
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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily -
Because the snowmen are dancing at you.
Why did I think a second martini was a good idea?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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B/c the olive said it was.
Why did i drink 5 beers before 6pm today???
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Because it's 5 o'clock somewhere!Quoth Amina516 View PostB/c the olive said it was.
Why did i drink 5 beers before 6pm today???
Why am I addicted to Stargate: Atlantis?Comment
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Lowered expectations.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Did you ever think that ... maybe Elmer DID know it was Bugs in drag.. and he just didn't CARE?!?!Comment
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Well, maybe he couldn't get any otherwise....Quoth Crazeyal View Post
What would have happened if Bugs HAD taken the left turn at Albuqurque?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Bok choy.
Why does my arm feel like it has a bone bruise?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Dingo.
Why is it when I'm home, there's nothing on tv I want to see but if I'm at work, there'll be at least 2 or 3 movies on that are halfway decent?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because Leonard 6, Justin to Kelly and Santa takes on the Martians only play at those hours. SorryQuoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
Since cats are nicknamed something, and their breath often smells of fish, does that make female cats lesbians?Military Spouse Support.
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In one ear and out the other!Quoth Plaidman View PostBecause Leonard 6, Justin to Kelly and Santa takes on the Martians only play at those hours. Sorry
Since cats are nicknamed something, and their breath often smells of fish, does that make female cats lesbians?
What does that mean, exactly?Comment
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Time to reload.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
A three year old will feed how many zombies for how long?Comment
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