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  • #526
    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
    Horton.

    Where is here?
    Whosville

    How many sweets have I got left?
    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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    • #527
      None. I ate them all

      Why are cookies round?
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • #528
        Because they're not around for long!

        Who are you?
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • #529
          Who wants to know?
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #530
            WALDO!!!



            Can't find me.. CAN YA!!!?!?!

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            • #531
              I'm not looking

              Who invented the light bulb?
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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              • #532
                Quoth crazylegs View Post
                I'm not looking

                Who invented the light bulb?
                Ben Franklin, right after he discovered lightning.

                Why are satellite dishes round?
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #533
                  Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  Ben Franklin, right after he discovered lightning.

                  Why are satellite dishes round?
                  Because triangles would just look silly!

                  Where do sheep come from?
                  A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                  • #534
                    Quoth crazylegs View Post
                    Because triangles would just look silly!

                    Where do sheep come from?
                    Dryer lint that's been fed after midnight.

                    Why are my toes cold?
                    "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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                    • #535
                      Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post

                      Why are my toes cold?
                      Artery constriction.. You SERIOUSLY need to lay off the Cheetos...


                      Why the FLYIN HELL can they get 7 Harry Potter films going but not ONE Ender's Game?!?!?

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                      • #536
                        Witchcraft! Burn 'em!!

                        Why is Pablo snorting at me?
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • #537
                          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                          Why is Pablo snorting at me?
                          The answer is....

                          is...

                          42!!!

                          Why is it impossible to find an intelligent, geeky, good-looking, and most importantly SINGLE woman in the DC/Baltimore area?
                          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                          --StanFlouride

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                          • #538
                            Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                            The answer is....

                            is...

                            42!!!

                            Why is it impossible to find an intelligent, geeky, good-looking, and most importantly SINGLE woman in the DC/Baltimore area?
                            Because we're all down here in North Carolina

                            Why is the input device for my PC called a mouse?
                            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                            • #539
                              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                              Because we're all down here in North Carolina

                              Why is the input device for my PC called a mouse?

                              Because calling it a dog would be too cruel.

                              Who has style nowadays?

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                              • #540
                                Quoth idrinkarum View Post

                                Because calling it a dog would be too cruel.

                                Who has style nowadays?
                                Nobody. Mr. Blackwell took it to the grave with him after stealing it from Joan Crawford's casket

                                Who thought of the name "Internet" for the World Wide Web?
                                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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