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  • #571
    Quoth crazylegs View Post
    Someone who has no hatchet.

    If Horton heard a who, who heard Horton?
    A Deaf Leopard!

    What is figgy pudding?

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    • #572
      Quoth idrinkarum View Post
      What is figgy pudding?
      Curdled eggnog mixed with General Tso's chicken and topped with lima beans.

      Where is the next season of Survivor taking place?
      "Sir, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick one hundred percent of your ass!" - "Brad Hamilton", Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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      • #573
        Quoth Fandangoose View Post
        Curdled eggnog mixed with General Tso's chicken and topped with lima beans.

        Where is the next season of Survivor taking place?
        In an all you can eat buffet.

        How much can you eat?
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • #574
          Quoth crazylegs View Post
          In an all you can eat buffet.

          How much can you eat?
          I'm hungry like the wolf.

          Please, please tell me now, is there something I should know?

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          • #575
            Quoth idrinkarum View Post
            I'm hungry like the wolf.

            Please, please tell me now, is there something I should know?
            We're living in a material world and I am a material girl

            Why am I about to lose my mind?
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #576
              Cuz you don't have a proper storage receptacle for it.

              Is the mind a terrible thing to waste, or is the waist a terrible thing to mind?
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #577
                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                Cuz you don't have a proper storage receptacle for it.

                Is the mind a terrible thing to waste, or is the waist a terrible thing to mind?
                I tried to ask my waist what it thought, but then my mind exploded.

                Who's your daddy?
                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                • #578
                  Quoth DesignFox View Post
                  I tried to ask my waist what it thought, but then my mind exploded.

                  Who's your daddy?
                  You are. Now I need to be punished.


                  Who's your baby?
                  "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                  I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                  • #579
                    Quoth DesignFox View Post

                    Who's your daddy?
                    Vader..

                    OW MY HAND!!!






                    If you've seen your sister proposition a Wookie.. can incest be THAT bad???

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                    • #580
                      Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                      You are. Now I need to be punished.
                      Who's your baby?
                      That's interesting....considering I'm female...raises some...questions....

                      who's my baby? According to this...you are...or were...


                      Quoth Crazeyal View Post
                      Vader..

                      If you've seen your sister proposition a Wookie.. can incest be THAT bad???
                      Incest is best....

                      Are you serious?
                      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                      • #581
                        No, I'm Shirley.

                        Did you just call me Shirley?
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • #582
                          You can't be serious.

                          Why is cherry soda so amazing?
                          "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                          I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                          • #583
                            Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                            You can't be serious.

                            Why is cherry soda so amazing?
                            Because of the secret sauce.

                            Click take a pic?

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                            • #584
                              Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                              Because of the secret sauce.

                              Click take a pic?
                              One dolla' make ya holla.



                              What magical ingredient lies within the candy cane?

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                              • #585
                                Quoth Amina516 View Post
                                What magical ingredient lies within the candy cane?
                                Pain and suffering.

                                What the hell does anyone need a partridge in a pear tree for?
                                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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