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  • In the black box.

    Are waffle cones awesome?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
      In the black box.

      Are waffle cones awesome?
      No. They just think they are

      Who left the tiny sampler bottle of gin hidden behind the shampoo on my aisle this morning?
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • Someone who wants to drink some bubbly but doesn't like champagne.

        Is it beginning to look a lot like Christmas?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post


          Is it beginning to look a lot like Christmas?
          Yes... Put the goats over there and start shoveling dung.







          Hey.. Where da white women at???

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          • Quoth Crazeyal View Post
            Hey.. Where da white women at???
            At Victoria's house sharing their secrets.

            If I try it, will I like it?

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            • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
              At Victoria's house sharing their secrets.

              If I try it, will I like it?
              If you don't like it, someone else will.

              Does anyone know where the jingle bells are?
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post

                Does anyone know where the jingle bells are?
                Well.. Rudolph went and violated the Iraqi airspace again and...






                Did you know Reindeer tastes just like chicken??

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                • Quoth Crazeyal View Post
                  Did you know Reindeer tastes just like chicken??
                  Yeah. It goes great with Elf liver, fava beans, and a nice Gianti (spelling?)


                  Why is sex so pleasurable?
                  "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                  I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                  • Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                    Yeah. It goes great with Elf liver, fava beans, and a nice Gianti (spelling?)


                    Why is sex so pleasurable?
                    Because you're doing it wrong.

                    What is the right way to have sex?

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                    • On the left.

                      Who's on first?
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        On the left.

                        Who's on first?
                        I am!

                        What's on second?
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • A rip in the time/space continuum.

                          Who did what with the what now?
                          Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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                          • Quoth Fenrus View Post
                            A rip in the time/space continuum.

                            Who did what with the what now?
                            Q with Miss Scarlet in the Bat cave.

                            I don't know, who is on third?

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                            • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                              Q with Miss Scarlet in the Bat cave.

                              I don't know, who is on third?

                              Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the ratchet.


                              Who kills people with a ratchet?

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                              • Someone who has no hatchet.

                                If Horton heard a who, who heard Horton?
                                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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