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"If looks could really kill, my occupation would be staring" Brand New - I Will Play My Game Beneath The Spin Light -
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Why do i love cran-apple juice soooo much!!!!???Comment
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Because it's mushed itself into your brain and convinced you that you do.Quoth Amina516 View Post
Why would I want to love Brett Michaels?Comment
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Because he's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, people like him!Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why can't I find the girl of my dreams? Or at least Miss Right Now?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Have you tried looking under the cushions of your couch?
Why am I so interested in the Super Bowl when I really don't care much for football?
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Nope. I'm shaking the snowglobe to kick it all up again.Quoth crazylegs View Post
Why did my square pull the shittiest numbers for the SuperBowl pool?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because it's the root of all evil . . .Quoth DesignFox View PostNope. I'm shaking the snowglobe to kick it all up again.
Why did my square pull the shittiest numbers for the SuperBowl pool?
When can I expect the spirit to move me?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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No from now on you will only make snow devils.
Who's the fairest of them all?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Don't look at me . . . I ain't it.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostNo from now on you will only make snow devils.
Who's the fairest of them all?
Why can't I shut down this laptop and take my nap even though I'm sleepy?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Sure! Your mother doesn't need a back that works, right?Quoth crazylegs View Post
Why is my daughter not taking a nap when she's overly tired?Comment
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because children are miracle workers when it comes to doing exactly the opposite of what you want them to do.Quoth idrinkarum View PostSure! Your mother doesn't need a back that works, right?
Why is my daughter not taking a nap when she's overly tired?
Why is my timing so awful this week?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because the egg timer is broken.Quoth DesignFox View Postbecause children are miracle workers when it comes to doing exactly the opposite of what you want them to do.
Why is my timing so awful this week?
Why am I here instead of watching the Super Bowl?Comment
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