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  • #841
    Quoth crazylegs View Post
    Turnip conspiracy theory.

    Why waccy baccy?
    The Waco Taco.

    Wario or Mario?

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    • #842
      Yoshi. How now brown cow?
      My Wajas cave

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      • #843
        Quoth Bramble View Post
        Yoshi. How now brown cow?
        Cook it blue, please.

        What would freeze the nuts off a brass monkey?

        B
        "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
        I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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        • #844
          a cold squirrel. why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
          My Wajas cave

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          • #845
            It makes jaywalking easier.

            Why are women always right?
            "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

            Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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            • #846
              Because the English drive on the left.

              What's eating Gilbert Grape?
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #847
                Barry Banana. why do cats get stuck in trees?
                My Wajas cave

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                • #848
                  Cuz of the sap.

                  Why is there only crap on TV?
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • #849
                    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    Cuz of the sap.

                    Why is there only crap on TV?
                    Because you've not trained the dog right.

                    Why am I so tired?
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • #850
                      Quoth crazylegs View Post
                      Because you've not trained the dog right.

                      Why am I so tired?
                      Wouldn't the rest of us like to know.

                      What's wrong with this picture?
                      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                      • #851
                        Quoth DesignFox View Post
                        Wouldn't the rest of us like to know.

                        What's wrong with this picture?
                        It's blank.

                        Why shouldn't I adjust my TV set when the Twilight Zone starts...?
                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                        • #852
                          Cuz if you do you'll be stuck there forever.

                          Why do I cry?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #853
                            Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                            Cuz if you do you'll be stuck there forever.

                            Why do I cry?
                            Because you dropped a weasel down the front of your trousers.

                            Why am I feeling more than slightly surreal tonight...?
                            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                            • #854
                              Quoth crazylegs View Post
                              Because you dropped a weasel down the front of your trousers.

                              Why am I feeling more than slightly surreal tonight...?
                              'Cause you drank all the rum, today.

                              Where have all the merrymakers gone?
                              I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                              • #855
                                Quoth DesignFox View Post
                                'Cause you drank all the rum, today.

                                Where have all the merrymakers gone?
                                To make more merry.

                                Are you the messiah?
                                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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