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  • Quoth crazylegs View Post
    To make more merry.

    Are you the messiah?
    No, I'm the masseuse.



    How does it feel to treat me like you do?
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • Damn good!

      Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
      Who's the fairest of them all?
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
        Damn good!

        Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
        Who's the fairest of them all?
        ME!

        How many CSers does it take to change a lightbulb?
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • Quoth crazylegs View Post
          ME!

          How many CSers does it take to change a lightbulb?
          One, to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them...

          Oh, wait, that's the SCs...sorry...

          Can you name all the seven dwarves?
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • Quoth crazylegs View Post
            ME!

            How many CSers does it take to change a lightbulb?
            Infinity. No matter how many people actually touch the lightbulb- everyone else is gonna have some input.

            (where is that thread we started on this?)

            How many more questions can my BF help me come up with?
            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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            • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              One, to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them...

              Oh, wait, that's the SCs...sorry...

              Can you name all the seven dwarves?
              Why yes, I can!

              What were the original names of the dwarves?
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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              • Quoth crazylegs View Post
                Why yes, I can!

                What were the original names of the dwarves?
                You want their English names, or the names from the French edition?

                Why do I keep getting gazumped!?
                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                • Quoth DesignFox View Post
                  You want their English names, or the names from the French edition?

                  Why do I keep getting gazumped!?
                  Because everyone loves you that much. (kidding)

                  Why is my nose running like it has somewhere to be?
                  1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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                  http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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                  • Quoth DesignFox View Post
                    You want their English names, or the names from the French edition?

                    Why do I keep getting gazumped!?
                    Turnip Conspiracy Theory.

                    Who's the grand turnip overlord?
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
                      Because everyone loves you that much. (kidding)

                      Why is my nose running like it has somewhere to be?
                      Because it's afraid it may miss the party.

                      Quoth crazylegs View Post
                      Turnip Conspiracy Theory.

                      Who's the grand turnip overlord?
                      I don't know but we gotta have a talk about this slow response time thing.

                      Wouldn't it be nice if we were older, and we didn't have to wait so long?
                      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                      • Quoth DesignFox View Post
                        Because it's afraid it may miss the party.



                        I don't know but we gotta have a talk about this slow response time thing.

                        Wouldn't it be nice if we were older, and we didn't have to wait so long?
                        It would but that would be too easy

                        Why can't I seem to stay awake this evening?
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                          It would but that would be too easy

                          Why can't I seem to stay awake this evening?
                          Because you partied too hard last night!

                          How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
                          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                          --StanFlouride

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                          • Three! Mr. Owl says so, it must be true!

                            Why is Pablo mad at me? I only gave him a bath and clipped his nails...
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • You took away his weapons!

                              What?
                              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                              My LiveJournal
                              A page we can all agree with!

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                              • Quoth XCashier View Post
                                You took away his weapons!

                                What?
                                Chicken butt!

                                Guess why?
                                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                                --StanFlouride

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