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  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
    Time for dinner!

    Why can't I call people late for dinner?
    Because they're early for breakfast.

    What would you do for a Klondike bar?
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      Because they're early for breakfast.

      What would you do for a Klondike bar?
      Have a "Love Fest" with Captain Earth & Atlas.

      What is a Bridezilla?

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      • Quoth rdp78 View Post

        Where can I get a good burger?
        From Long John Silver's.

        Why do I bite my fingernails?
        "If looks could really kill, my occupation would be staring" Brand New - I Will Play My Game Beneath The Spin Light

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        • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
          Have a "Love Fest" with Captain Earth & Atlas.

          What is a Bridezilla?
          A big green monster that stomps around Tokyo wearing a white veil and carrying a bouquet.

          Quoth Setsunaela View Post
          From Long John Silver's.

          Why do I bite my fingernails?
          For the protein.

          Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
            A big green monster that stomps around Tokyo wearing a white veil and carrying a bouquet.



            For the protein.

            Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
            It's about two blocks north from Mr Roger's house.

            Is Hell endothermic or exothermic?
            "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

            I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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            • Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
              It's about two blocks north from Mr Roger's house.

              Is Hell endothermic or exothermic?
              It's... in Michigan!

              Seriously... there's a town called Hell, Michigan!

              Why do the Powers That Be insist on constantly making my life a living hell?
              "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
              --StanFlouride

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              • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                It's... in Michigan!

                Seriously... there's a town called Hell, Michigan!

                Why do the Powers That Be insist on constantly making my life a living hell?
                Because the D100 told them to.

                Why would the Powers That Be have a D100?

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                • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                  Because the D100 told them to.

                  Why would the Powers That Be have a D100?
                  'Cause it's 10 times more powerful than a D10!

                  Who wants to watch Season 4.0 of Battlestar Galactica with me on DVD?
                  "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                  --StanFlouride

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                  • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                    'Cause it's 10 times more powerful than a D10!

                    Who wants to watch Season 4.0 of Battlestar Galactica with me on DVD?
                    Jack Bauer.

                    Why am I addicted to Taco Bell?

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                    • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                      Jack Bauer.

                      Why am I addicted to Taco Bell?
                      It has Crack in it.

                      What's the full value of Pi?
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • Quoth crazylegs View Post
                        It has Crack in it.

                        What's the full value of Pi?
                        Whatever you can get the customer to pay for it!

                        Who dat think dey gonna beat dem Bengals?
                        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                        --StanFlouride

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                        • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                          Whatever you can get the customer to pay for it!

                          Who dat think dey gonna beat dem Bengals?
                          Uh, 'Yes'?

                          Will you buy me a new watch?
                          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                          • Quoth crazylegs View Post
                            Uh, 'Yes'?

                            Will you buy me a new watch?
                            Anything for you,darling.

                            Why are microwavable dinners so tasty?
                            "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                            I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                            • Because of all the mini chefs they hide behind the panels

                              Why, why, why Delilah?
                              "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                              • Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
                                Because of all the mini chefs they hide behind the panels

                                Why, why, why Delilah?
                                He's only gone and had his weetabix.

                                Why Sing?
                                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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