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Cuz all the world's a karaoke bar.
Hey, there, Delilah, what's it like in New York City?
Hey, there, Delilah, what's it like in New York City?
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
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I'm in Cleveland, you twit! I hate you WAAAAAAAAAAA
Does anybody really know what time it is?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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No, the clock on the kitchen wall is paralyzed (actually, this is true, at work, and it's beginning to annoy me).
What's wrong with my hand?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Nothing, it'll reboot soon.
Why does the cat like my fuzzy blanket so much?1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)Comment
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He thinks it's his mommy.
What's for dessert?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Soylent green.
And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Elvis, Jim Morrison, and John Lennon.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
Can someone please dig out my driveway for me?
B"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.Comment
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Only if you provide my daughter with a spoon.Quoth Bandit View Post
Why is Can't Sit Up Slug at my Tea Party?Comment
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The Elves. Silly humans who can't walk on top of snow...Quoth crazylegs View Post
What IS in a Wonderball?"Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.
I belly dance with tall Goblins!Comment
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Oh, they don't. They used to work at Woolworths, but they've just been made redundant.Quoth crazylegs View Post
Can anyone help me cut out 574 words?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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