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Quoth BookstoreEscapee
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Do you know the muffin man?
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Nope. I also refuse to buy Sham-Poo. I demand REAL poo!
Do you know the muffin man?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Well, I know of him, but haven't met him in person.
Why is Pablo staring at me from the living room and crying?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Either he wants feeding or you've hurt his feelings.
How many pages can this thread go?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Forever! And ever! And ever! And ever!
How is babby formed?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much.... They go up a big escalator into the sky, to visit the Baby-Making-Panda.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
They say "Oh, baby-making-panda, we want a baby!"
And then the baby-making-panda takes a lump of clay, and shapes it into a boy or a girl baby, and gives it to the mummy and daddy
Why does this only happen on a full moon?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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'Cause the full moon causes hallucinations....Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
Why can't it be Spring already?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because then I'd have to jump into an airplane and spray AGENT ORANGE on all the foliage to get rid of the pollen that causes my hay fever!Quoth DesignFox View Post'Cause the full moon causes hallucinations....
Why can't it be Spring already?
Why can't it be FEBRUARY 11th already?
--Jack (Who's anxious for it to be February 11th so he can hit-up T-Mobile for a lovely new BlackBerry!
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Because Father Time wants to torture you to the fullest extent,Quoth Jack T. Chance View PostBecause then I'd have to jump into an airplane and spray AGENT ORANGE on all the foliage to get rid of the pollen that causes my hay fever!
Why can't it be FEBRUARY 11th already?
--Jack (Who's anxious for it to be February 11th so he can hit-up T-Mobile for a lovely new BlackBerry!)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
"Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.
I belly dance with tall Goblins!Comment
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What is this "gurl-frend" of which you speak? I am not knowing this word.Quoth McGoddess09 View PostBecause Father Time wants to torture you to the fullest extent,
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Want a Fanta, don't you, don't you want a Fanta?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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NOOO!!! Why must you always remind me!!??
Tastes great or less filling?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because I can!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostNOOO!!! Why must you always remind me!!??Tastes filling!Tastes great or less filling?
Why, oh why, didn't I take the BLUE pill?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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We don't need to know about your sexual difficulties, thank you very much.
What you gon' do with all that junk?/All that junk inside your trunk?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Put it to one side to sort it, until one day it really annoys me and ends up going into a skip.
Scooby Doo, where are you?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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Dead and buried.
If you had a hammer, would you hammer in the morning?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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I don't even see morning if I can help it, so no.
How late is too late to still have Christmas decorations up?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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