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  • I don't know, I couldn't hear you...

    Are you listening to me?!
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening.

      What'd you say?
      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
      My LiveJournal
      A page we can all agree with!

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      • Quoth XCashier View Post
        Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening.

        What'd you say?
        Live long and in infinite combinations while the dark force is going along with Hi Ho Silver!

        What is wrong with the sentence above?

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        • There should be 43 exclamation points and a couple of 1s.

          Who da' man?
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
            There should be 43 exclamation points and a couple of 1s.

            Who da' man?
            the one with the master plan.


            Why does my underwear seem to be disappearing? (no, seriously it does!!)

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            • Your dryer is hungry.

              Who is Number One?
              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
              My LiveJournal
              A page we can all agree with!

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              • Quoth XCashier View Post

                Who is Number One?
                He doesn't exist anymore.

                How could I forget the question I was gonna ask?
                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                • Uhhh....

                  What?
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    Uhhh....

                    What?
                    Chicken butt!

                    Guess why?
                    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                    --StanFlouride

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                    • Pie in the sky.

                      How big is the universe?
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        Pie in the sky.

                        How big is the universe?
                        Big enough to swallow everyone's underwear.

                        Why does my underwear fall down when I'm around a certain male friend?

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                        • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                          Pie in the sky.

                          How big is the universe?
                          Our minds are too feeble to comprehend it.

                          Why a yellow brick road?

                          DOH. Gazumped!

                          To answer Rum's question...

                          because gravity just takes over!

                          So. Why a yellow brick road?
                          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                          • I'm wearing pants.



                            Are we there yet?
                            Unseen but seeing
                            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                            3rd shift needs love, too
                            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                            • Quoth Becks View Post
                              I'm wearing pants.



                              Are we there yet?
                              Nope, infact we should have turned left at Aberdeen, therefore we've now entered the arctic circle and will never arrive at our preplanned destination.

                              How was it for you?
                              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                              • Quoth crazylegs View Post
                                Nope, infact we should have turned left at Aberdeen, therefore we've now entered the arctic circle and will never arrive at our preplanned destination.

                                How was it for you?
                                Can't remember a darn thing.

                                What what?

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