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  • #1111
    Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
    Sure! But you and a couple of other people need to work a schedule out.

    I jest. I jest.

    I'm going lingerie shopping with my friend,Cupcake. What should I get?
    Something appropriate for a 17-year old, of course!

    Who do I have to kill to get medical science to cure the common cold?
    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
    --StanFlouride

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    • #1112
      Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
      Something appropriate for a 17-year old, of course!

      Who do I have to kill to get medical science to cure the common cold?
      A couple of oranges. Poor little oranges...

      (What WOULD be appropriate these days )

      Why can't we be together,embrace it?
      "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

      I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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      • #1113
        Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
        A couple of oranges. Poor little oranges...

        (What WOULD be appropriate these days )

        Why can't we be together,embrace it?
        Call me after you turn 18!

        (What would be appropriate? Something that doesn't make you look like a stripper! )

        Who's the dumb ass that decided clothing stores should put their Spring lines out in JANUARY during the coldest weather of the year, when people might actually NEED to buy more winter clothing?!?
        "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
        --StanFlouride

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        • #1114
          Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
          Call me after you turn 18!

          (What would be appropriate? Something that doesn't make you look like a stripper! )

          Who's the dumb ass that decided clothing stores should put their Spring lines out in JANUARY during the coldest weather of the year, when people might actually NEED to buy more winter clothing?!?
          The Snow Queen as she is an evil woman.

          Why shouldn't we bite our friends?

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          • #1115
            Quoth idrinkarum View Post
            The Snow Queen as she is an evil woman.

            Why shouldn't we bite our friends?
            We might spread Rabies.

            Who are/were the infected?
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #1116
              Quoth crazylegs View Post
              We might spread Rabies.

              Who are/were the infected?
              Those damn dirty apes.

              (BTW Jack, I found something really cuuute!! Plus I bought knee high socks and a cute hat!)

              What does it take to be number one?
              "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

              I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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              • #1117
                Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                Those damn dirty apes.

                (BTW Jack, I found something really cuuute!! Plus I bought knee high socks and a cute hat!)

                What does it take to be number one?
                Take 2 from 3.

                Should I change my job?
                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                • #1118
                  Quoth crazylegs View Post
                  Take 2 from 3.

                  Should I change my job?
                  It depends on the alternative choice. Benefits,pay..blah blah blah.

                  Whoop is it really there?
                  "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                  I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                  • #1119
                    Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                    It depends on the alternative choice. Benefits,pay..blah blah blah.

                    Whoop is it really there?
                    No, it contracted pneumonia and is now just 'wh'

                    How many peas in a pod?
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • #1120
                      Quoth crazylegs View Post
                      No, it contracted pneumonia and is now just 'wh'

                      How many peas in a pod?
                      Infinity times Pi. And I dont even like peas......


                      When will my pizza get here?

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                      • #1121
                        Quoth Amina516 View Post
                        Infinity times Pi. And I dont even like peas......


                        When will my pizza get here?
                        As soon as the delivery driver has earned enough money performing somersaults in the street to release his bike.

                        If I seek, will I find?
                        "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                        • #1122
                          You'll find...something, I'm sure...

                          Why did my internet not work all night last night?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #1123
                            Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                            Why did my internet not work all night last night?
                            I'm afraid that was my fault, luv. I accidentally tripped the master reset for the interwebz, and that reboot takes AWHILE. I mean, you might think Windows is slow to boot up, but that's just peanuts to the whole of the interwebz rebooting!

                            Why is my BlackBerry making the words I type invisible?
                            Last edited by Jack T. Chance; 01-17-2009, 01:48 AM.
                            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                            --StanFlouride

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                            • #1124
                              Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                              I'm afraid that was my fault, luv. I accidentally tripped the master reset for the interwebz, and that reboot takes AWHILE. I mean, you might think Windows is slow to boot up, but that's just peanuts to the whole of the interwebz rebooting!

                              Why is my BlackBerry making the words I type invisible?
                              B/c they are a group of secret super powered letters who will run rampant through our lives and misspell words when no one is looking!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!


                              Why doesnt any one text me anymore?

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                              • #1125
                                Sorry, lost yer number...

                                How does the gum get inside a Blo-pop?
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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