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  • #1396
    Quoth crazylegs View Post
    Because all the coolest cars have been stolen!

    Why am I so tired right now?
    Too much blood in your caffeine stream!

    Why can't we just wave a magic wand and make this piss poor economy BS go away?
    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
    --StanFlouride

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    • #1397
      Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
      Too much blood in your caffeine stream!

      Why can't we just wave a magic wand and make this piss poor economy BS go away?
      We ran out of Pixie Dust

      Why am I shivering right now and it's 67 F outside?
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #1398
        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
        We ran out of Pixie Dust

        Why am I shivering right now and it's 67 F outside?
        Because you're only happy in really really really cold climates.

        What is red and round and grows on vines?

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        • #1399
          Quoth idrinkarum View Post
          Because you're only happy in really really really cold climates.

          What is red and round and grows on vines?
          KICKBALLS!!!

          What's black & white, and read all over?
          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
          --StanFlouride

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          • #1400
            Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
            KICKBALLS!!!

            What's black & white, and read all over?
            The international wanted list.

            Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
            I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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            • #1401
              Quoth DesignFox View Post
              The international wanted list.

              Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices?
              Always.

              IS THAT THE TIME...?
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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              • #1402
                Quoth crazylegs View Post
                Always.

                IS THAT THE TIME...?
                No.

                Why do you ask?

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                • #1403
                  I didn't.

                  Why does the clock in my car forget what time it is?
                  I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                  I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                  It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                  • #1404
                    Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                    I didn't.

                    Why does the clock in my car forget what time it is?
                    It doesn't, you slip through time.

                    What shall I do on my rest days?
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • #1405
                      you should work

                      whats the best way to put out a fire?

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                      • #1406
                        Quoth crazylegs View Post
                        It doesn't, you slip through time.

                        What shall I do on my rest days?
                        Boogaloo til you puke.

                        Do I really want to hurt you?

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                        • #1407
                          Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                          Boogaloo til you puke.

                          Do I really want to hurt you?
                          No, but I'm sure you really want to make me cry.

                          Where have I put it this time?
                          "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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                          • #1408
                            Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
                            No, but I'm sure you really want to make me cry.

                            Where have I put it this time?
                            The Milky Way.

                            When I took a nap earlier today, why did I dream about my brother-in-law, his wife and a ghost in my house?

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                            • #1409
                              .....and now, I shall answer two questions with one answer.

                              Quoth idrinkarum View Post

                              When I took a nap earlier today, why did I dream about my brother-in-law, his wife and a ghost in my house?
                              Quoth boredattheoffice View Post
                              whats the best way to put out a fire?
                              Pizza and pineapples.

                              Why am I hungry for Oreos?
                              Last edited by RootedPhoenix; 02-10-2009, 11:17 PM. Reason: making a better answer.
                              1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
                              -----
                              http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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                              • #1410
                                Quoth RootedPhoenix View Post
                                .....and now, I shall answer two questions with one answer.




                                Pizza and pineapples.

                                Why am I hungry for Oreos?
                                Because the bananas split.

                                How do I come up with my answers?

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