Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Dave1982]

Granted! No more scams about fishing!

I wish I hadn't gotten that industrial strength degreaser on my bare skin.

[ReadyToRetire]

Granted! You now have no skin to get degreaser on.

I wish I didn't have to work so hard at being healthy.

[Magpie]

Granted! You're beyond hope so there's no point in working.

I wish I understood the computer program I'm supposed to be writing.

[terakhan]

Granted! You accidentally program Skynet, and it explains itself to you quite thoroughly before trapping you and using your workspace to launch its plans of world conquest.

I wish stupid people would stop breeding faster than the smart people.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Stupid people can only breed every 4 years but they breed in multiples. So there are still more children of stupid people, and the random population spikes screw up the global economy.

I wish my Daddy wasn't so tired all the time. (He fell asleep eating is supper tonight.)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now he never sleeps and is always bouncing off the walls.

I wish I didn't have to go into work tomorrow to make out my order for Tuesday's truck.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You have to go on Thanksgiving and it take the whole day to do the order.

I wish I knew where my wallet is.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But all your cash and credit cards were used by the dog to order online treats and pr0n.

I wish I could stay out here on the deck all day long

[terakhan]

Granted! One of your friends thought it would be fun to cover your favorite chair with super glue, and it takes a day to weaken enough to remove you from it.

I wish I knew what our cats were thinking.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! However you can't control it, and you are unsure what thoughts belong to your cats and which are your own.

I wish I wasn't so sore.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now you're unconscious from bumping your head, so that should sufficiently take your mind off the other soreness.

I wish Snoopy would go on vacation next week and not come back (he's planning to go to the mountains.)

[surreal20]

Granted. But now YOU'RE being relocated for your job...to Antarctica...

I wish my husbands could come home now. I miss him a lot.

[hinakiba777]

I wish my husbands could come home now. I miss him a lot.

Granted! All three arrive home at the same time and divorce you for being a secret polygamist. (careful with those accidental plurals)

I wish that my daddy had enough money saved away so that he could retire now.

[Sarlon]

granted!!! except it was all the money that you had saved for college, and now can't even get grants or scholarships!

I wish that I wasn't sick and worn out from just doing simple chores around the house.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. You're now sick from paint fumes from repainting the entire house both inside and out over the past week. Bummer.

I wish there was something good on tv right now . . .