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Quoth Ironclad Alibi
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I wish for the courage to tell Angelica how I feel about her.
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Granted, but it's overcooked.
I wish for the courage to tell Angelica how I feel about her."We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
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Granted. Sorry about that nasty case of laryngitis you just developed...
I wish I could taste the rainbow.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Oooh! Good one!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Granted......you could, but I'm not letting you.
I wish it was Saturday."We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
RIP Plaidman.Comment
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Granted...but, uh, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday...so if you could be here around nine....Quoth Dave1982 View Post
I wish the weather would stay like this.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Another good one, but I already have to go in on Saturday, soQuoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Granted.....the weather stays beautiful and comfortable, but in a few years the lack of rain will turn your area into an arid, inhospitable desert.
I wish for a promotion at work."We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
RIP Plaidman.Comment
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Well, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too... (that's on that page, too).Quoth Dave1982 View PostAnother good one, but I already have to go in on Saturday, so
Granted.....the weather stays beautiful and comfortable, but in a few years the lack of rain will turn your area into an arid, inhospitable desert.
I wish for a promotion at work.
You'll get a promotion at work...the latest promotion is "EVERYTHING'S A DOLLAR!!! COME ON DOWN AND STOCK UP ON ALL YOUR OFFICE SUPPLIES NOW!!" Have fun!
I wish my computer would stop asking if I want to make a backup disk because I ALREADY DID!!!! Gah!I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted, it stopped asking because it crashed and burned and is now a lovely paper weight.
I wish I didn't have food allergies anymore.It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. -Office spaceComment
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Granted, but now you get to be allergic to POLLEN, like the rest of us!Quoth BarbieGirl View Post
I wish I could actually get to sleep at a decent hour."Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Granted. But you wake up at an indecent hour.
I wish the waiting was done.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted. But now you'll never get a drink refill, dessert, or the check.
I wish I had better hearing."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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Granted, now you can hear EVERYTHING. and I mean EVERYTHING.
I wish I was out of debt.In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.Comment
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Granted. Now someone owes you and you can't collect.
I wish someone didn't owe me a debt.
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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granted. you now owe THEM!!!Quoth BookstoreEscapee View PostGranted. Now someone owes you and you can't collect.
I wish someone didn't owe me a debt.
I wish I could shake this spacey/disoriented feeling I've had all afternoon."We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
RIP Plaidman.Comment
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Granted. But now you can't stop shaking.
I wish I was...someone else
I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted. You have just been arrested for impersonating BookstoreEscapee.
I wish I knew the secret."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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