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"We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
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Granted - May your fate be better than that visited upon Sidney Stratton.
I wish I could travel to the stars."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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Granted: You are a bus tour guide in Hollywood.
I want to know what love is.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Granted. Allow me to introduce your love instructor, Mr. Ron Jeremy.Quoth dalesys View Post
I wish I hadn't had so much caffeine tonight."We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
RIP Plaidman.Comment
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Granted. Now you've had fifty times that the day previous and are vibrating at such a high frequency that dogs' heads are exploding.Quoth Dave1982 View Post
I wish knew the way out of my financial mess."Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- GravekeeperComment
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Granted. Allow me to introduce your new business partner....Nancy Botwin.Quoth Mike Taylor View Post
I wish my pulsating headache would GO AWAY!!
"We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
RIP Plaidman.Comment
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Granted, but it'll be back an hour later, and it's bringing company...
I wish other people would help themselves without me having to light a fire under them."I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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Granted. Now you just have to clean up the mess they left behind.
I wish I could retire from work alreadyHuman Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Granted. But now you gotta work four different jobs.
I wish that I didn't screw up so much.Military Spouse Support.
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Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon MinionComment
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Granted. You can't possibly have screwed up anywhere near as much as I have.Quoth Plaidman View Post
I wish I didn't ruin every good thing that happens in my life.
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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Granted. Nobody's allowed to feel like screw-ups while I'm around, okay?
I wish I had a juicy medium steak for dinner tonight . . .Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Granted. But the juice is orange juice.
I wish my back didn't hurt.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted. It moved out without paying the back rent and you'll have to go to court to get your money back.
I wish it was quieter outside tonight . . .Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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That's OK, I'll just add it to the money I'm gonna get from Ex whether he likes it or not.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
Granted. Now it's quiet....too quiet...I wish it was quieter outside tonight . . .
I wish I knew what to be when I grow up.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted. Now you know you're destined to be the 21st century's most evil dictator, responsible for the deaths of millions. Have a good night's sleep! :: )Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
I wish I could wish a wish that wouldn't backfire.Comment
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