Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Dave1982]

I wish my vacation week wasn't over.

Granted. Your vacation never ended because you never had one. Good luck explaining a full week of going NCNS.

I wish it had been nice and sunny today in NH instead of cold, dreary, and rainy.

[42_42_42]

I wish it had been nice and sunny today in NH instead of cold, dreary, and rainy.

Granted. But now you also have the swine flu so you're quarrantined and can't leave the house.

I wish my parents didn't have to go home tomorrow.


PS - BookstoreEscapee - you'd really want to wake up and everyone you love and care about are dead and gone?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wish my parents didn't have to go home tomorrow.

Granted. They have to go right now. RIGHT NOW!!!!!

PS - BookstoreEscapee - you'd really want to wake up and everyone you love and care about are dead and gone?

OK, fair enough. I wish I could get a proper amount of sleep on a nightly basis so I am well rested every day. How's that?

[Bramble]

Granted. But you sleep straight through your alarm clock.

I wish it wasn't so dang cold.

[XCashier]

Granted. You're now on the surface of Mercury, and I guarantee you will never be cold again.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You have African Sleeping Sickness.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted. You have African Sleeping Sickness.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

Granted... but it made a large mess, just like a 5-year old would! Have fun cleaning it all up!

I wish I was 10 years younger than I actually am.

[Dave1982]

Granted. You're frozen in stasis for the next decade. You emerge ten years older by the calendar, but with the exact same body that you went in with. Presto. You're ten years younger than you really are.

I wish for some caffeine.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now you're so buzzed you even put the Great Cornholio to shame. We don't have TP for your bunghole, though . . .you're on your own there.

I wish I didn't have such a crappy day at work today . . .

[Dave1982]

Granted. You didn't have a crappy day at work because the day before you were laid-off.

I wish I was a fighter pilot.

[Professional Serf]

Granted...granted, Mike Tysons shoulders aren't a very comfortable seat, and he doesn't follow directions well. Have fun!

I wish David Salmoni would knock on my door.

[Dave1982]

Granted...granted, Mike Tysons shoulders aren't a very comfortable seat, and he doesn't follow directions well. Have fun!

I wish David Salmoni would knock on my door.

Granted. He appears with a restraining order telling you to leave him alone.

I wish I hadn't been a fucking idiot last night.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. You were a celibate idiot last night instead . . .

I wish I could go to sleep earlier in the evening when I have to go in early the next day . . .

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted. You were a celibate idiot last night instead . . .

I wish I could go to sleep earlier in the evening when I have to go in early the next day . . .

Granted... but now you go to sleep at like 6 o'clock in the evening, and all the neighbor kids make fun of you because you go to bed so early!

I wish I had enough money to buy everything I want that's for sale in the dealer's room at the Baltimore Comic-Con!

[XCashier]

Granted, but everything you wanted has already been sold!

I wish for world peace.