Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[hinakiba777]

Granted! I live turkey runs into your apartment.

I wish this Christmas would be awesome for everyone.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! (no touchy with the happy like that!)

i wish my brother doesn't get upset that the scarf i knit him is only 4 feet long instead of the 6. i ran out of yarn...and then couldn't find any more.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. The length is fine...he hates the color.

I wish I was sleeping.

[Dave1982]

Granted. The length is fine...he hates the color.

I wish I was sleeping.

Granted....however, since you happen to be driving at the same time, I hope you remembered to buckle up....

I wish I had a refreshing beverage besides ice water....

[Caffienated_Caramel]

Granted....however, since you happen to be driving at the same time, I hope you remembered to buckle up....

I wish I had a refreshing beverage besides ice water....

Granted! But someone bumps into you and you spill it all over your pants!

I wish all of my debt was paid off.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! It gets transferred to all your friends and family who hate you now.

I wish my present from my brother will arrive here by Christmas.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. It arrives just in time...but it's in 3582 little pieces.

I wish my teeth didn't feel weird...

[Caffienated_Caramel]

Granted. It arrives just in time...but it's in 3582 little pieces.

I wish my teeth didn't feel weird...

Granted! But they fell out and now you must have dentures!

I wish I had a slice of french silk pie. yummy!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But they fell out and now you must have dentures!

I'm annoyed enough at the moment to wish I could...

I wish I had a slice of french silk pie. yummy!

Granted. It's made of actual silk fabric from France. Bon appetit!

I wish this week was over.

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

I'm annoyed enough at the moment to wish I could...



Granted. It's made of actual silk fabric from France. Bon appetit!

I wish this week was over.

Granted, but now the next will be even crappier.

I wish my mum would stop being such a nag.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now all the nagging has been taken over by your father. Sucks, I know.

I wish I weren't so stiff all over when I first get out of bed in the morning.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted, but now the next will be even crappier.

That's OK...I'm off most of the week so I can sleep through it all
I do have to get to work early on Monday, then drive out to PA for a funeral on Tuesday, so it'll start out crappy no matter what.

I wish I weren't so stiff all over when I first get out of bed in the morning.

Granted. You're so stiff you are unable to get out of bed at all.

I wish there were more Christmas cookies.

[Sunsetsky]

Granted. But all the cookies have an ingredient you are deathly allergic to.

I wish I had a car.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted...you get the same car my brother got for his 17th birthday: a Penny Racer!

I wish I had a happier reason for going to see my friends on Tuesday.

[Jack T. Chance]

I wish I had a happier reason for going to see my friends on Tuesday.

Granted! You're going to see them for a BABY SHOWER instead! Too bad their idea of a "baby shower" is to give you a shower with the sprinkler in the middle of winter!

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow. I want to sleep in.