Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[ArcticChicken]

I wish my dad wasn't having surgery next week

Granted! He had it yesterday and no one told you.

I wish I had a job I didn't give serious thought to quitting every day before I went to work.

[Dave1982]

Granted! He had it yesterday and no one told you.

I wish I had a job I didn't give serious thought to quitting every day before I went to work.

Granted. Your personal life is now fraught with conflict and complicated issues, making work seem like heaven in comparison.

I wish I had some more soda.

[Sarlon]

granted!!! but its all flat and hot.

I wish my dishes would finish washing themselves.

[hinakiba777]

Granted, but they don't know how to put themselves away and end up crashing to the floor attempting it.

I wish I had more money for groceries and such.

[Sarlon]

granted!!! but your lovely roommate and her mother eat it ALL leaving you not even raman!

I wish I didn't feel like crap.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You feel like slime!

I wish my room was clean.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted...the mess has been spread over the rest of the house.

I wish I could play with the puppies.

[hinakiba777]

Granted, the puppies kill you. In case you were unaware, Shiba Inus kill things the way greyhounds run. It is what they are bred to do. Normally they only kill things smaller than themselves, but today we will make an exception.

I wish that today had gone better.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Your day instead went better by going out of town but it forgot to take you with it so you were left with the worse part of the deal. Bummer

I wish I didn't have sore muscles in my chest right now . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! Every other muscle is sore, but your chest is fine.

I wish I didn't get a headache right behind my eye every weekend.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. It's moved to your lower back now . . .

I wish I could figure out a way to change the DVD in the player inside the tv without having to get off the bed . . .

[Green_Fairy]

granted! hope you like sweatin' to the oldies...

i wish stuff with the thingy

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! I interpret that as you wish The Boy would dump you and marry a super Model name Fifi.

I wish I knew what would happen if my friend David lived close enough to date.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Turns out Dave's date cancelled out on him and he had to go out stag.

I wish I might be able to have the energy to get up and feed Stan his other half can of wet food . . .

[hinakiba777]

(The granted for my wish confused me)

Granted! You have enough energy, but you end up pouring the rest of the can accidently on your new jeans. They are ruined.

I wish I was on a better sleep schedule