Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Sarlon]

Granted. But your Mom called and cancelled her visit

How is this a BAD thing?!

I wish the customers I dealt with today weren't so stubborn about maintaining their unrealistically-low price expectations

granted!!! except now, they demand instead of expect.

I wish I could fall asleep tonight instead of at 4am.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. You're not sick on Monday, but you had the snowball fight on Sunday so you'll be sick tomorrow . . .

While I know you didn't actually do this to me. I'm MUCH sicker today then I was Monday. So I'm a little angry. Also, my ill brain tells me YOU DID DO THIS TO ME. But I'm crazy when I'm sick

I wish I could fall asleep tonight instead of at 4am.

Granted. You fall asleep at a decent time, but sleep past when your mommy should arrive. When you don't answer the door, she calls the police. A SWAT team will be bursting into your bedroom in 3....2....1...

[Sarlon]

since you never made a wish I get to do this!!! GRANTED!!! except what happens to me happens to you instead!

I wish it would warm up into the double digits today....

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! It's 10 degrees.

I wish I had a puppy.

[Green_Fairy]

granted. s/he eats all your shoes

i wish i dream good dreams tonight

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But after tonight you will have nothing but the worst night terrors keeping you from ever sleeping again.

I wish my job interview tomorrow goes well

[PixelJockey]

granted, you will get the job, but the building will burn to the ground tomorrow night



I wish I had a beer...

[hinakiba777]

granted, you will get the job, but the building will burn to the ground tomorrow night

Goodness I hope that doesn't happen. The job is for the university, and it's inside the residence building. I live in residence.

I wish I had a beer...

Granted! It's warm and tastes vaguely of wet paper. THEN YOU DIE.

I wish my back wasn't hurting right now.

[XCashier]

Granted, but you've got a splitting migraine and the toothace from Hell.

I wish the wind would calm down.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now there's no wind. ever. no more wind means no more seeds being spread and stuff...and the world dies

i wish my upstair's neighbors speakers break

[Jack T. Chance]

i wish my upstair's neighbors speakers break

Granted! They will break when your neighbor chucks them out the window just as you're walking by, causing them to break ON YOUR HEAD!

I wish life would stop giving me lemons. I'm getting really tired of making frakkin' lemonade. :-/

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. Life gives you limes instead.

I wish people who can't go the speed limit would get out of the way.

[Sarlon]

granted they now speed excessivly and cause accident's ALL the time which delays you more then them driving slowly did.

I wish I hadn't lost "the Game"

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you won...but the loser was sad and shot you in the face with a paintball gun

i wish The Boy wasn't so...so...boy sometimes.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! His Her surgery is scheduled for next week.

I wish I knew why my shoulder is hurting all of a sudden.