Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[BookstoreEscapee]

(Ahh but my many many many many many many many many many mistakes I've made in life, and there are billions, they still made me who I am today)

Granted! You take a break! But uh, your car lost its break... have fun stopping down the hill...


I wish I had a lifetime supply of soda.

Granted...but you don't have any containers to keep it in. Happy swimming!

I wish for whirled peas.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! I dumped them on your head.

I wish that they would bring back Pepsi Blue.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Granted, but you have to drink the entire world's supply of the stuff yourself, because who wants to drink something that looks like Windex and tastes like it too?

I wish it would quit raining.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now it won't stop snowing

i wish super heros really existed

[Lace Neil Singer]

They do; but you are their target as the main super villain. XD

I wish Cadbury's Creme Eggs were sold all year round.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but only in one store in nome, alaska

i wish the house across the street from The Boy's dad is gonna go on the market soon and it actually is $60,000

[vstorevigilante]

Granted! But that may have something to do with the permanent cat-smell that never, ever leaves.

I wish it would stop raining for my day off tomorrow.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! It stops raining but you get called in to work an extra shift.

I wish I hadn't cut open my ankle by accident.

Granted, but you have to drink the entire world's supply of the stuff yourself, because who wants to drink something that looks like Windex and tastes like it too?

IT DOES NOT TASTE LIKE WINDEX.

[Plaidman]

Granted! It's been proven you cut it on purpose. Have fun in Psych Ward.


I wish I was a super hero.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you have the power of teleportation and you try teleporting to somewhere cool but you accidentally end up on the sun.
oh buuuuuurn!!

i wish i had lots of money

[Andara Bledin]

Granted! But you also have lots of debt, and it is more than a match for your money.

I wish the people I work with would take the time to figure out how to actually use our main database program rather than running to me eveyrtime they needed to find something that's already right there in plain sight.

^-.-^

[hinakiba777]

Granted! They use the main database, but some how make the whole company's network crash. It takes months to fix.

I wish I had a better work ethic.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you work so much, you start neglecting your family and friends. they all leave you. you end up at applebees all alone...

i wish i had a unicorn

[Plaidman]

Granted! You have one kernal of corn, thus Unicorn!


I wish I could understand my entire textbook on anatomy.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You have one kernal of corn, thus Unicorn!

that's a good one.

I wish I could understand my entire textbook on anatomy.

Granted! But the professor only speaks Swahili and you don't understand a word.

I wish this paperwork was done.