Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but it's done in swahili...and only plaid's prof can read them

i wish i could speak swahili...

[Andara Bledin]

Granted! But you can't speak anything else!

I wish I didn't have to suffer this cold any longer.

^-.-^

[Sarlon]

GRANTED!!! you now suffer from allergies all year round!

I wish I could loose 100 pounds before my trip to biminy in june.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But you Gained 200lb once you get back.

I wish my packing boxes were here so I can start packing up for home.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But you have no packing tape.

I wish I was more motivated.

[hinakiba777]

(Honestly I can wait for tape I just want to be able to put stuff AWAY)

Granted! You become very motivated in your goal to walk to my house. You ignore all other commitments, including eating.

I wish I knew how to get stuff organize and put away without having packing boxes.

[Green_Fairy]

space bags!

i wish MCC offered vet tech classes.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But they're all scheduled for a time you're not available.

I wish I could stick my store manager on Mars and leave him there . . .

[Andara Bledin]

Granted! But once you leave Mars, you can't get back to Earth. Or anywhere else you might want to be.

I wish I had more time to do the things I want.

^-.-^

[hinakiba777]

Congratulations, time just froze for everyone but you. Now you have all the time in the world to do everything you wish, but you can never restart time.

I wish I was at home sleeping in my own bed. And there is nothing wrong with my house, or my bed, or bedroom, or blankets and pillows and stuff.

[Green_Fairy]

granted!
...just...granted. cuz i know the feeling.

i wish i knew the story behind hina's wish

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

As you wish. Get some handy.

I wish I had hair like Pete Yorn.

[Magpie]

Granted! Have you ever tried to SEE out from hair that length?

I wish I hadn't screwed up my cake for the potluck.

[dalesys]

Granted! Have you ever tried to SEE out from hair that length?

I wish I hadn't screwed up my cake for the potluck.

Granted! everybody just loooooved your tuna cake with coconut frosting.

I wish the idjit hadn't cleaned the car interior with oven cleaner instead of windex. (true!)

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wish the idjit hadn't cleaned the car interior with oven cleaner instead of windex. (true!)

Granted! Instead he cleaned your bong with alcohol and forgot to rinse it out before lighting it again. (Also true! Well, sorta. He actually did it on purpose.)

I wish my credit card bill wasn't so high.