Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Your limit has been lowered to 200 dollars.

I wish that I hadn't injured myself last night, resulting in me dropping my wallet. (Here's the whole story)

[Magpie]

I wish that I hadn't injured myself last night, resulting in me dropping my wallet. (Here's the whole story)

Granted! You injured yourself this morning instead and lost a textbook.

I wish I hadn't walked out of movie night last night.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. You are carried out on a stretcher.

I wish my student loan money would arrive, in full, before I go visit my friends.

[Andara Bledin]

Granted. Only instead of actual money, you get a notice that the loan amount was wrong and you actually owe money, now.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

^-.-^

[Plaidman]

Granted! There are 48 hours in a day. But now only 3 days to a week.

I wish I had a female stalker...

[hinakiba777]

Granted! She breaks into your house, kidnaps, and breaks your leg Misery style.

I wish I had studied more for my exam.

[Magpie]

Hold on a sec... wouldn't being carried out on a stretcher be much less rude than walking out?

Granted! You studied so much that you got bored in the middle of the exam and fell asleep. (Don't laugh, I've had an exam I could barely finish because I overstudied).

I wish that every single one of my bay shoots will root. Oh, and that I will have people to give them to.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! they grow so well that they take over the world!

i wish my nose would stop being stuffed

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Now it NEVER STOPS RUNNING!!!

I wish I had some help packing.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you have all the help you need. they pack it so well, everything is stuck and you can't get it out

i wish i could sleep

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You Sleep for 60 years and all your friends and loved ones have either died or left.

I wish my brother was coming to help me move out.

[Andara Bledin]

Granted! Only, due to the volcanic ash, he gets stranded only partway there (and it doesn't matter if he's supposed to be driving ) and you don't get to see him at all before you're fully moved in to your new place.

I wish I had more time on the weekends to play my games.

^-.-^

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you accidentally think monday is sunday and don't show up for work. then you get fired. lots of time for games!

i wish the stuff my parents sent me get here soon so i can get my new drivers license so i can get my food handler's card so i can start working already!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But you've sick in bed for a month so you still have to wait. Bummer.

I wish I could get into the mood now to start transferring files between my old desktop and the laptop.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! Go here, that'll get you in the mood!

I wish I had perfect hair.