Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Green_Fairy]

granted! next time you mow your lawn with one, it'll be all uneven and look bad

i wish "merlin series 2" would arrive on netflix already

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But you are banned from using Netflix for life!

I wish my dad's company would hire me as they pay better than the job I'm supposed to have but still don't,

[Magpie]

Granted! But everyone shuns you because they figure you only got the job from nepotism.

I wish my friends could have stayed longer tonight.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You're ready for bed now and They. Won't. Leave.

I wish for no thunderstorms for my friend's brother's wedding tomorrow.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! They all lose their homes and have to live at your place from now on!

I wish that i could go to Venus Envy.

[Magpie]

Granted! You can go to it if you skip registering for next term's classes.

I wish I could walk again.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but walking has since become uncool and everyone runs you down in their motorized scooters

i wish i could afford to get another tattoo

[Magpie]

Granted! But the artist screws it up.

I wish someone else would make breakfast for me.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But it was so good they couldn't resist eating it all. You get soggy cereal.

I wish my new camera instructions would beam themselves into my brain so I don't have to read the manual. (Gotta post wedding pics for my friend's sister (their brother's wedding last night). Don't know how to get them off the camera yet.)

[Magpie]

Granted! But they're in a language you don't speak.

I wish I had managed to get stuff done today.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but it's nothing you needed to get done

i wish i had a muffin

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! Here's one of the leftover muffins from our Wednesday muffin and bagel breakfast. Careful you don't break a tooth!

I wish I didn't have to do laundry tomorrow.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! Here's one of the leftover muffins from our Wednesday muffin and bagel breakfast. Careful you don't break a tooth!

I wish I didn't have to do laundry tomorrow.

Granted! You accidentally slept through THE ENTIRE DAY, so now it's Monday morning, time to go to work, and you have NO clean clothes! How embarrassing!

I wish I didn't have to go to the stupid meeting tomorrow night.

[Magpie]

Granted. You have to go to the stupid meeting all the rest of the day instead.

I wish I could eat normal food, instead of restaurant food, next week.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but it's normal for a troll. hope you like rotted fruit!

i wish i had a job that wasn't too horrible