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Quoth Green_Fairy
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I wish I had a taser.
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Then I got some good news and bad news. The good news is that you'll be making $1.1 million annually. The bad news is that your only job duty is unclogging sewer lines with a pair of tweezers and nothing else.
I wish I had a taser.My other car is a Mackinaw. -
granted! but the battery's dead
i wish the nyquil i took half an hour ago would kick in so i could get some sleep already!
(edit, sidenote: omg post #1111 for this thread. weeeeeird! ^_^)If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Okay, but keyboards don't really make good pillows-- hey, wake up, I'm talking!Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
I wish I knew what the person three posts from now would wish for.My other car is a Mackinaw.Comment
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granted! they're going to wish for something totally ridiculous
i wish i had chocolateIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Okay. Chocolate furniture, chocolate walls, chocolate plumbing, chocolate appliances... Have fun in the summertime.Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
I wish that every time someone opens up a can of soda, I earn one cent.My other car is a Mackinaw.Comment
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granted. your entire residence is filled with pennies. and you get crushed to death.
i wish for a fish with no gills, legs, feathers, and batwingsIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Congratulations! Please wait about three days for your copy of 'Dr. Moreau's Guide to Raising Your New Sky Tuna!'Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
I wish I could shoot lightning from my eyes.
(And you were right, that IS a silly wish.
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My other car is a Mackinaw.Comment
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Granted. You can shoot it BACKWARDS - through your head.
I wish I could stay in town this week.Comment
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granted! but then you loose your job and you can't afford your home anymore so you're homeless
i wish i had a bigger gardenIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Granted! But it's filled with carnivorous plants and they eat you.
I wish I could run farther.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Granted! Your new pet/owner is a Jogging Dog: half wolf, half chainsaw. You will run!
I wish there weren't so many mice in this house (we've caught about 100 in the last 2 months!)I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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granted! they're alligators instead
i wish i had a pattern to crochet a sky tuna ^_^If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Granted! But I stole your crochet needles.
I wish that "How to Train your Dragon in Real 3D" will live up to it's hype.Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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granted! it's so 3d, you get slightly singed by the dragon. hope you're good at drawing on eyebrows
i wish the weather clears upIf you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy
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Granted! Everything clears up, including the atmosphere. You can't breathe.
I wish I knew a good place to go for lunch.Comment
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