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Sorry, I lost my hands trying to fix the lawn mower.
Hey, hand me a tissue, would'ya?
Hey, hand me a tissue, would'ya?
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun" -
I used up all the Kleenex . . .here's a wad of toilet paper.
How about finding something good on tv for me to watch . . .Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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There's a great show on the Food Network tonight. Unfortunately, the cable company dropped that channel...Sorry.
Would someone escort me to the ball?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sorry, Snowed in this morning!
Can someone go dig the UPS van out for me please, I want my delivery!Arp happens!
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.Comment
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No, I'm boycotting UPS. Fedex only.
Can you get me some milk?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sorry the Cows, Goats, and yaks are all on strike.
Would you keep an eye on the kids so i can be with the adults?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Sorry . . .I have a headache . . .
Be a dear and go clean up the kitchen for me . . .Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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I can't, I'm allergic to food.
Can you please turn up the heat?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sorry, too cheap to turn it up.
Can you mow the lawn for me?I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09Comment
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No, I don't do lawn mowing.
(Seriously, I've done it exactly once in my life.)
Can I have a snack?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sorry, Scooby ate them all.
Can I go back to bed?Arp happens!
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.Comment
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NO! I just made the damn thing, and I'm not making it again!
(By the way, we need to talk about what I found under your mattress.)
Will you prick my boil?
MikeMeow.........Comment
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Ah, sorry, can't do that. The last time someone asked that I sort of got the words muddled up & .....
Can you give me a piggy back to the take-away place please?Arp happens!
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.Comment
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No, the piggy has a bad back. Sorry.
Will you do my laundry?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sorry I don't swing that way...
Would you pick my nose please?ludo ergo sumComment
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