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I can't, I lost the catalog.
Take me to the river...
Take me to the river...
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun" -
Sorry it's frozen and I'm allergic to ice.
Could you please keep me company while I unpacking and organize my room?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Sorry . . . I'm allergic to dust and I'm not organized at all . . .
Would you go to work for me tomorrow?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Sorry I have my Canadian Lit class at that time.
Can you help me figure out what part of my room I should work on next?!Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Can't. I don't have the figure for it.
Will you mop my kitchen floor and vacuum the living room and dining room?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Sorry I left my vacuum in another province. (this is sadly true)
Would you take care of me while I'm sick this evening?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Can't. Too far to walk and I've not had my shots yet.
How about changing my clothes for me? I'm too tired to get into my jammies by myself.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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You really don't want that. My dolls always had their clothes on backwards.
Bring me a shrubbery!I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sorry, I can't. Some bloody bastard chopped my arms and legs off.
Would you be so kind as to pick me up and move me under that nice big shade tree over there?Meow.........Comment
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can't, I need it for firewood.
do be a dear and finish cleaning my house for me.It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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Sorry . . . I can't rent a backhoe at the last minute so I can dig it out.
How about taking my clothes to the laundromat so I don't have to . . .Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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gonna steal your line....Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostSorry . . . I can't rent a backhoe at the last minute so I can dig it out.
be a dear and knock me senseless so I can sleep tonight.It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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Sorry, last time I did that at someone's request, I ended up in prison for 3 years on an assault charge.
See that duffle bag over there that's about 5 1/2 feet long? Would you take it somewhere about 30 or so miles out of town, and bury it for me?
(Be careful you don't throw your back out when you lift it. It weighs about 150 Lbs.)Meow.........Comment
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Sure, but I have a chip that shocks me when I'm about to unknowingly do something illeg..OW!
..... No can do.
Could you make me some soup. Sick people aren't supposed to go to the kitchen.Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Sorry, my can opener broke & I've run out of pans.
Can someone find my cosy slipper booties for me please.. my toes are cold
Arp happens!
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.Comment
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