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A Packer Fan was driving from Green Bay to Minneapolis, and a Vikings Fan from Minneapolis driving to Green Bay. In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Packer fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at the twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Vikings fan scrambles out of his car, and looks at his wreckage. He says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
The Packer walks over to the Viking and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God, that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals."
The Viking thinks for a minute and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now, I am gonna see what else survived this wreck." So the Viking pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Packer, "I think this is another sign from God, that we should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship."
The Packer says, " You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle, the Packer hands it back to the Viking and says, "Your Turn!" The Viking twists the cap back on the bottle and says' "Nahhh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
The Packer walks over to the Viking and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God, that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals."
The Viking thinks for a minute and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now, I am gonna see what else survived this wreck." So the Viking pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Packer, "I think this is another sign from God, that we should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship."
The Packer says, " You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle, the Packer hands it back to the Viking and says, "Your Turn!" The Viking twists the cap back on the bottle and says' "Nahhh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
That's funny. 
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