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    A Packer Fan was driving from Green Bay to Minneapolis, and a Vikings Fan from Minneapolis driving to Green Bay. In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Packer fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at the twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Vikings fan scrambles out of his car, and looks at his wreckage. He says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"

    The Packer walks over to the Viking and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God, that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals."

    The Viking thinks for a minute and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now, I am gonna see what else survived this wreck." So the Viking pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Packer, "I think this is another sign from God, that we should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship."

    The Packer says, " You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle, the Packer hands it back to the Viking and says, "Your Turn!" The Viking twists the cap back on the bottle and says' "Nahhh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
    "We go through our careers and things happen to us. Those experiences made me what I am."-Thomas Keller

  • #2
    That's funny.

    I think I may tweak that one a bit and use it for the upcoming hockey season. My husband and I have a good-natured rivalry with some friends of ours who are fans of another team.

    If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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    • #3
      Scoreboard kitten, scoreboard
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      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        Change it to "Redskins and Cowboys" and it will be the best joke I've heard in my life. (BrassCB, you know I'm jus' messin )
        "If you are planning not to tip, please let your server know before ordering so they can decide whether or not to wait on you" - from an advice column I read some time ago

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        • #5
          I think I've heard that one before only with Priest and Rabbi in place of football fans.

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          • #6
            Hehe I think I could replace that with Alabama/Auburn.... My husband would love it :-D

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            • #7
              ...I don't get it.
              Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me!

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              • #8
                Quoth Acolyte View Post
                ...I don't get it.
                Substitute it with Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers.
                The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Acolyte View Post
                  ...I don't get it.
                  He tricks the other guy into getting drunk before the cops turn up, so they'll think he was driving drunk.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth ArenaBoy View Post
                    Substitute it with Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers.
                    Oh, those silly alcoholic Oilers' fans...
                    I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                    Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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