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    ​Drunk guy staggers into a church, then straight into the confessional booth.

    Priest sees him, follows. After a couple of minutes, the priest cleared his throat: "Ahem." Nothing. So he says, "My son?"

    ​Drunk says, "It's no use, Buddy! There's no toilet paper on this side, either!"
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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