The Confession

[Pixilated]

AAARRRRGGGHHH ....

[Ironclad Alibi]

Drunk guy staggers into a church, then straight into the confessional booth.

Priest sees him, follows. After a couple of minutes, the priest cleared his throat: "Ahem." Nothing. So he says, "My son?"

Drunk says, "It's no use, Buddy! There's no toilet paper on this side, either!"