Instantaneous Theology
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Agnostic: Who gives a shit?
Mormonism: Heavenly Father sent me this ____.
New Age: Why did I create this shit?
Atheism: NO shit!
Satanism: Oh baddy! More shit!
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Agnostic: Who gives a shit?
Mormonism: Heavenly Father sent me this ____.
New Age: Why did I create this shit?
Atheism: NO shit!
Satanism: Oh baddy! More shit!
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