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  • Something I wrote on my blog...exemplifies the "Sucky Customer"...

    The Writing on the (Bathroom) Wall

    Or, more correctly, the writing on the bathroom stall.

    For the life of me, I don't understand why people do this. In my mind, it's completely disrespectful, as it is a defacement of private (and sometimes public) property. I suppose the answer to "Why?" is "Because they can."

    I've seen some, well, interesting ones, too. And from the ones I've seen, they're usually done by wanna-be gangster types, people who think they are "funny" or witty, or people who are, shall we say, on the lower end of the intelligence spectrum. You can tell that by how and what they write.

    Do these people carry markers or something with them? Do they think they're being witty or funny? Do they think they're going to exact revenge on someone by scribbling their name on a bathroom stall?

    It's almost like they're thinking, "Hey, I'm sitting here...I've got this marker/pen/whatever in my pocket, I might as well just deface this wall right here..."

    Writing on the walls, though, at least allows for the possibility that the wall can be cleaned. Some of these individuals, however, take it to another level and find it necessary to actually carve their whatever they are called (because they certainly are not "writings"). It's as if they believe the wall to the stall is a stone tablet, or something. Sometimes it's initials. Sometimes it's a vulgarity. Sometimes it's racist. Sometimes it's something else, entirely (use your imagination). But it makes me wonder: What type of carving instrument do they use? Car keys? A knife of some sort?

    The people that do this, as I stated earlier, I believe have no respect for private property, and they're showing their intelligence (or, lack thereof). I understand it's just a bathroom, but still, it's an unnecessary, immature, and low-intelligence behavior.
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  • #2
    Dimitri Martin has a joke along those lines in his stand up routine. He'll read off some of the comments he saw in a bathroom that seem to be leading up to a joke, and make like he's going to tie it all together with a final observation, but instead remarks, "Wow, a lot of people go to the bathroom with pens"
    - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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    • #3
      Seen on a bathroom stall door in an office building: A graph labeled "Do you like the taste of sperm" with a column for Yes and a column for No.

      This bathroom is on an upper floor, very rarely used by visitors. So yeah, most likely an employee--presumably a grown woman--etched this into the stall door with something sharp. I could understand someone doing this in a bar bathroom (if they're drunk) but in an office building??
      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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      • #4
        While I'm not a particular fan of bathroom stall graffiti, there are two scribbles that made me smile.

        The first one was reminding the patron to wipe and wash their hands afterwards or they're something nasty, the rest was crossed out.

        The other was "Gary was here. Ash is a loser."

        I have pics to prove this.

        Sadly the stall doors are made of wood. So it looks like there's no way to clean it off. =/

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        • #5
          We had this on my second ship as well. It escalated into scratched-in comments (well scratched into the paint that is) after we painted the stall walls black.

          although, thankfully, it suddenly stopped.

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          • #6
            I'm curious if anyone who has ever actually done this in an establishment has ever been caught, and what the punishment was.
            Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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            • #7
              One of the clubs around me sorted this: They painted all the bathroom walls in chalkboard paint and provided chalks.

              It does annoy me when I see this sort of stuff elsewhere though.
              I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi

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              • #8
                They've been around for a while.

                If you ever get the opportunity to visit Winchester Cathedral, have a look at some of the stone pillars. Many of them have been defaced by bored choirboys...from the seventeenth century!
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                • #9
                  My high school was pretty bad with the stalls. Sadly, thats to be expected.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth SongsOfDragons View Post
                    They've been around for a while.

                    If you ever get the opportunity to visit Winchester Cathedral, have a look at some of the stone pillars. Many of them have been defaced by bored choirboys...from the seventeenth century!
                    There's examples of graffiti like this going back to Ancient Rome. Most of the time now, it's drivel, racist, or sexist BS. Hoever, I have seen the occasional piece of good work. One bored restroom patron had used a Sharpie to draw a quite good rendition of Jack Skellington. And one of the restrooms at my University had an entire verse from Watership Down writetn on the stall door:
                    “El-ahrairah, your people cannot rule the world, for I will not have it so. All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.”
                    "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Crossbow View Post
                      There's examples of graffiti like this going back to Ancient Rome. Most of the time now, it's drivel, racist, or sexist BS. Hoever, I have seen the occasional piece of good work.
                      To be honest, it's not like Romans were the paragons of wit in their graffiti.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth RayvenQ View Post
                        To be honest, it's not like Romans were the paragons of wit in their graffiti.

                        http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/a...%20pompeii.htm


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                        • #13
                          Most graffiti is inexcusable crude drivel, but I did see one line that made me laugh once in sheer WTF-ness .. it said:



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                          • #14
                            People who write on bathroom stalls with pens are jerks. People who write on bathroom stalls with markers are pricks. People who write on bathroom stalls with feces are even lower than their preferred "ink".

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                            • #15
                              Roman graffiti: ATIA FELLAT, anyone?

                              Quoth Crossbow View Post
                              And one of the restrooms at my University had an entire verse from Watership Down writetn on the stall door:
                              That's one of the greatest long quotes I know, up there with 'Specialisation is for insects' from Heinlein. They should frame it
                              "...Muhuh? *blink-blink* >_O *roll over* ZZZzzz......"

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