GraveKeeper... I am so sorry. (Also, HELP)

[KhirasHY]

It could be like a zombie movie only instead of being bitten they could just get it on repeatedly. Interspersed with people screaming and fleeing. It'll make MILLIONS!

Porn of the Dead already exists. Please don't ask me why I know this, I've just been around the internet for way, WAY too long. I've learned things that cannot be unlearned...

[EricKei]

Rule 34, Uncle Khiras, Rule 34. It's just assumed.

[Marlowe]

We can Screech you in! hehe

Dude, that sounds awesome.

Ever had great Irish whiskey? I'll bring a bottle on over if not, the stuff's BEAUTIFUL. Neat is good, but I love it with a splash of ginger... no ice though. Ice with good whiskey's a crime.

Also, I assume you have had the infamous Irish Car Bomb. If not, another issue for me to correct forthwith.

[Moogles]

I have not, but my current medication status means I can't drink :S At all.

Not that I haven't before. I have distinct memories of challenging my Irish bud and his friends to a Guinness chugging contest. and I KNOW I didn't lose :P

[Marlowe]

I have not, but my current medication status means I can't drink :S At all.

Not that I haven't before. I have distinct memories of challenging my Irish bud and his friends to a Guinness chugging contest. and I KNOW I didn't lose :P

Same problem (Lamotrigine and super-heavy-duty antidepressants) although I do occasionally partake in one or two despite said restrictions This is depressing though because we could have had a Guinness chug-off, Canada vs Ireland (and let it be known I have drunk 6ft plus tall 250lb men under the table before, and I'm a 5ft 3 at best tall girl....) Oh well, another time, another time...

[Jester]

Drunk university girls? Sign me up

Me too! Just on principle, you understand....

Fancy a Newfoundland adventure?

Possibly. When? Too drunk and lazy to actually look at the rest of this thread. Emphasis more in "lazy" than "drunk"....at least somewhat.

....the infamous Irish Car Bomb.

One of my all-time favorite shots!

Actually, it is the unofficial official unofficial shot of the staff of The Bar.

Unofficially, of course.

....let it be known I have drunk 6ft plus tall 250lb men under the table before, and I'm a 5ft 3 at best tall girl....

Been there, done that.

Was in Fort Lauderdale with my friend Little Red, who stands a whopping 4'11" (though she recently confided in me that she may actually be only 4'10"). We were hanging with my friend Rich and his friend Lou. Both are married with kids. Rich is shorter and smaller than me, though still bigger than Red. Lou is easily 6'2" and 220 lbs, if not more.

And at one point in the night, Lou leaned over to me and said, regarding Red, "She's gonna drink me under the table, isn't she?"

To which I simply nodded and said, "Oh yeah!"

Little Red did not make me a liar that night.

[Marlowe]

Possibly. When? Too drunk and lazy to actually look at the rest of this thread. Emphasis more in "lazy" than "drunk"....at least somewhat.

September 15th - 24th. It'll be awesome. You should definitely come meet the nutty Irish artist

Was in Fort Lauderdale with my friend Little Red, who stands a whopping 4'11" (though she recently confided in me that she may actually be only 4'10"). We were hanging with my friend Rich and his friend Lou. Both are married with kids. Rich is shorter and smaller than me, though still bigger than Red. Lou is easily 6'2" and 220 lbs, if not more.

And at one point in the night, Lou leaned over to me and said, regarding Red, "She's gonna drink me under the table, isn't she?"

To which I simply nodded and said, "Oh yeah!"

Little Red did not make me a liar that night.

Little Red sounds a lot like me. One day, we shall Meet. And we shall Drink.

[Jester]

September 15th - 24th. It'll be awesome. You should definitely come meet the nutty Irish artist

I make no promises, but that is a very dead time down here. Problem is that it is just a couple weeks after I'll be taking a week off. So....maybe?

Also, a lot would depend on lodging/airline/rental car costs, though I may be able to get cheap airline tix, since my best friend works for an airline. Also, will have to have my passport updated by then, since it expired last month. So, as I said, no promises....but I'm not saying no.

Little Red sounds a lot like me. One day, we shall Meet. And we shall Drink.

If you're nuts, can drink like a fish, and have a penchant for douchebag loser boyfriends, yes, you are a lot like Little Red. (Yes, I think she can do better. No, I don't mean me. Yes, I think her current boyfriend is a total waste of skin.)

[Marlowe]

If you're nuts, can drink like a fish, and have a penchant for douchebag loser boyfriends, yes, you are a lot like Little Red. (Yes, I think she can do better. No, I don't mean me. Yes, I think her current boyfriend is a total waste of skin.)

Wow. We are clearly made from the same mould... does she happen to have any Devlins, Speers, or Kelsos in her family tree? I know my great-great-etc-grandfather Samuel left Rathmullan for the South in the late 1700s, and that he was listed on the ship manifest as sharing a cabin with no less than three young ladies, none of whom were his wife

[Jester]

Wow. We are clearly made from the same mould... does she happen to have any Devlins, Speers, or Kelsos in her family tree?

Dunno. But she is of German and Irish stock, so I suppose it's a possibility.

[fireheart]

OK dumb question: what the hell is an Irish Car Bomb??? (in the alcoholic sense)

[Marlowe]

OK dumb question: what the hell is an Irish Car Bomb??? (in the alcoholic sense)

A pint (in the US you seem to use a half, but pfffft) of Guinness, with a shot glass half-filled with whisky and half-filled with Baileys (if you use Scotch, it's a Protestant car bomb, if you use Irish whisky, it's a Catholic car bomb). Drop said shot glass into Guinness and chug that mofo. You've got maybe 2-3 minutes tops before it curdles and turns into the drink of nightmares... but in the meantime it tastes like chocolate milkshake

[Jester]

OK dumb question: what the hell is an Irish Car Bomb??? (in the alcoholic sense)

Half a pint of Guinness draft, into which you drop a shot glass filled with equal parts Jameson's Irish Whiskey and Bailey's Irish Cream, the entire thing being then immediately chugged down. DELICIOUS!

I can see it now - Jester takes on George Street!

Think George Street is ready for me? After all, I've gotten some of the best training there is, between Duval Street here in Key West (a town that boasts about drinking being a sport) and Mill Avenue back home in Tempe, which is right next to my alma mater, Arizona State University, the #1 party school of all time. (And yes, I CAN back up that claim if anyone doubts it.) Pretty much a professional drinker at this point.

A pint (in the US you seem to use a half, but pfffft) of Guinness, with a shot glass half-filled with whisky and half-filled with Baileys (if you use Scotch, it's a Protestant car bomb, if you use Irish whisky, it's a Catholic car bomb).

You can mock us Americans all you want (and often, there is good reason), but you DO realize that if you use a full pint, as you seem to advocate, there's no room for the shot glass and it's contents to go without displacing a whole bunch of Guinness. Not only is this very messy, but it also results in wasting Guinness, which is considered a major crime in some areas.

[Marlowe]

You can mock us Americans all you want (and often, there is good reason), but you DO realize that if you use a full pint, as you seem to advocate, there's no room for the shot glass and it's contents to go without displacing a whole bunch of Guinness. Not only is this very messy, but it also results in wasting Guinness, which is considered a major crime in some areas.

Jaysus, have you not heard of taking a good swig or two of the Guinness first?

[Marlowe]

Ya got to test the keg to know if it's okay first! I tells ya some people just don't know how to drink :P

Damn straight. In fact, when I tended bar and changed the barrels, I would often check the new barrel several times to make sure it met my high standards. *nods emphatically*