How thread titles line up wonderfully....

[catcul]

Do you know where you are?
Do you realize where you are?
"What do I do NOOWWW?!?" I'd offer a suggestion, but ...

[catcul]

It finally happened....
Send booze, stat!

That doesn't sound cryptic at all.

[catcul]

Here's how Curly stuffs a turkey...
Here's why you don't jokingly suggest things...

[BookstoreEscapee]

Today I found out-
The new Dr. (Most likely spoilers)


Some riddles...
I'm an Aunty again!
Um...do we need to have the Talk?

[Ironclad Alibi]

OK I get Xmas creep

Early Christmas present!

[catcul]

No plants allowed!
Send booze, stat!

[catcul]

Help me cheer up?
Send booze, stat!

[catcul]

Do you think we don't check our statements???
Are you really that f*cking dumb?
I'm a jerk
Wherein I am the dumbass

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Dude, run a background check first!
But I Need It Now!

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Excuse you!
I'm citing myself

[catcul]

Stop giving me free cheese
Send booze, stat!

[catcul]

Attack of the Soup-Serving robot...
Ever had to fix THIS computer issue?

[catcul]

What the eff is going on here ... LONG
Fun with nurses

[catcul]

What the eff is going on here ... LONG
P***ing into the wind

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Active Shooter Drill
OH CRAP!!!!
This will lose us some customers

[catcul]

You must be joking! Oh, you werent? Oops.
Package Ouch!

[catcul]

Fun with nurses
P***ing into the wind

[catcul]

P***ing into the wind
Short one