How thread titles line up wonderfully....

[catcul]

What's the worst chat up line you have ever heard?
So I'm Depressed... yay

[catcul]

NO! you idiot
Just order the *bleeping* toner already!

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Need some advice...or suggestions...or prayers
If you know about service animals, please direct me

[catcul]

Um ... hello?
Are you really that f*cking dumb?
OH CRAP!!!!
"But it should be in the cloud!"
my fault you're an idiot
Yup, called you out alright

[catcul]

Pumpkin Spice Alert!!!
Attack of the Soup-Serving robot...

[catcul]

What's the worst chat up line you have ever heard?
The fun of nitpicking disaster movies

[Kit-Ginevra]

And then there were three...
Busted!(In which I fear I may have destroyed a marriage)

[catcul]

What's the worst chat up line you have ever heard?
"Did You Know?" -- The Movies!

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Shoplifter Caught and Arrested
Didn't think this through, did you?

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I have to be able to touch something to move it
Total disconnect from reality-The special snowflake.

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You lied and still get cheesed off at us
These situations scare the Sh!t outta me

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Just pay the damn nickel
You are a STUDENT
You're NOT my only customer, dammit!

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This is not prison
I did not deserve that look

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You are already under the bus, I'm just pointing it out
See what happens when you listen

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I swear to god I'll pay you $5 to shut up...
And...she's...OUTTA HERE...!!!

[catcul]

She's Not Driving, is she?
These situations scare the Sh!t outta me

[drunkenwildmage]

The New Observation Unit
Assume the Position...

[catcul]

Anyone use Harry's razors?
The worst

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You don't get table service when you don't ask for it
That's quality customer service

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Our shop floor is not your feeding bowl....
(Irresponsible) Father of the Year

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Overheard at the Golden Arches
So... bread is made by magic now?

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When the weather changes so should driving habits.
Please, get off the road.

[catcul]

You filed an FCC complaint about WHAT?
There's no chicken in the chicken noodle soup!

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You do realize you're in the Mile High City, don't you?
I'm never coming here again!!

[Kit-Ginevra]

On today's edition of things stuck in holes they should not be stuck in...
A Cat Firefox plug-in

[Kit-Ginevra]

You left WHAT behind?
$600...Gaarhh!

[catcul]

Clarification and refusal are not the same thing.
You lazy bitch

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You JUST crossed that line, pal.
I'm chafing
They have a mysterious illness...

[catcul]

Please quit because you won't be fired
You lazy bitch