Making fun of store names.

[Amanita]

Rotten Ronnie's
Kame-Apart
The Dirty Bird (KFC)
PetShart
Honey Garbage Buffet (A now defunct Chinese buffet called Honey Garlic Buffet)

[Silent-Hunter]

Oh geez, these are almost as funny!

[EricKei]

All of these puns are are making me feel a bit ulna...I hope I'm not coming down with a femur

[dalesys]

I labor in vein, so I vessel while I work.
[/Callahan's]

[EricKei]

He has heart.

Not quite sure how aorta follow a line like that up...But I've gotta admit <colon> you got guts!

[Seshat]

It was a boweld move, but he'll liver with it. He has heart.

[sms001]

It's the chittlingest...

Takes guts to make a pun like that. You must have real intestinal fortitude to channel your innards comedian.

[dalesys]

I'm surprised noone's offered "Offal House".

It's the chittlingest...

[Seshat]

Awful House (Waffle House)

I'm surprised noone's offered "Offal House".

... and now half of you will never be able to eat there again.

[Silent-Hunter]

I've not heard of a lot of these places, but they're all funny! Unfortunately I don't really have any more of my own.

Oh, except perhaps Radio Crack (Radio Shack)

[Treasure]

Pizza Slut
Dominhoes
Little Sleazers
Mr. Gag-me's (Mr Gatti's Pizza)

Jack in the Crack / gag in the bag
Toxic Hell
Taco El Bano (Taco Cabana)
DickeyMees (Mickey D's)
Rudfuckers (Fudruckers)

Whatabotchalisim (whataburger)

[sms001]

on a site somewhere; "Bloodbath and Beyond".

Thank them for me; stolen.

... some that seem to be stuck in the back of my head, that haven't made their way forward yet.

Percussive maintenance seems indicated.

[JustaCashier]

As mentioned upthread; Jack in the Crack.

K-Fart, or, locally we used to have an upscale-ish Department Store Chain, (bought out several years back by Macy's) called The Bon Marche. Thus, another variation of K-Mart is K-Marche. And yeah, Tar-zhay too.

One of my own; McDoogies, (or Dookies).

Last year I saw on a site somewhere; "Bloodbath and Beyond".

We have a local independant owner grocery chain "Thriftway", which I often refer to as "Thriftyway".

Taco Balls.

Pizza Butt.

That's all for now. There's some that seem to be stuck in the back of my head, that haven't made their way forward yet.

Mike

[dalesys]

... hamburgers looked so flat was that they had been processed by being crushed under someone's arm...

ewwww. Mom!

There's hair on my burger...

[sms001]

hamburgers looked so flat was that they had been processed by being crushed under someone's arm

ewwww. Mom!