Making fun of store names.

[sms001]

They used to use the advertising phase "Our prices are Sofa King low" until...

Just goes to show - no such thing as bad publicity. Probably got wider free coverage out of the complaints than the advert.

[Bardmaiden]

There is a furniture company in my partners home town of Northampton which is called Sofa King.

They used to use the advertising phase "Our prices are Sofa King low" until it was banned

[purplecat41877]

Dunkin' Donuts-Dumping Donuts

[strawbabies]

Publix -- Pube Licks
Dunkin' Donuts -- Spunkin' Ho Nuts

[cindybubbles]

Stapled Business Depot
Chapters Stuck Together
The Wall-To-Wall Mart (actual parody from The Fairly Oddparents)
Indiglo (from the bookstore Indigo, not the technology that lights up your watch at night)
Futurama Shop
The Source of What?
People's, the people store
Hong Kong Shanghaied the Bank of Commerce
Marshall's marshalling Sears eating Eaton's

and I don't think we need to make a nickname for Home Hardware, if you know what I mean (wink, wink!)

[wolfie]

Taco Bell = Taco Hell

I always thought it was either "Toxic Hell" or "Toxic Smell".

Radio Shack - either "Rat Shack" or "Ripoff Shack"

[protege]

A few more...

KFC = Kentucky Fried Pigeons
Taco Bell = Taco Hell
Circuit City = Circuit Shitty

[wolfie]

On one trip, I saw a store called "S&M Liquors".

[Dentarthurdent]

There's a Chinese place (or was) in Grand Rapids, MI called Wing On. My mom always yelled "Wing on! Wing off!" when we drove past.

[Kaylyn]

We have a Vietnamese place named Pho Kim.

I call Best Buy "Worst Buy".

[Barracuda]

No joke needed, here. Someone in my area actually named their Vietnamese place Pho King.

[dalesys]

Then there's the music biz...

Crotch Scratch Whiffer - Todger Noogierent
Hummer - Sobby Fuksburros
...

[Amanita]

Yup, Rotten Ronnie's is Mickey D's

[sms001]

Rotten Ronnie's

For mickey d's?

The Dirty Bird (KFC)

New one to me, will adopt.

[dawnfire]

crash converters
mutual poverty