Making fun of store names.

[Firecrackers Not Included]

Dead Lobster

[gremcint]

the real name of a company here in town

bowes and cocks realty.

[Dreamstalker]

Assholes & Pinheads, when a friend asked me what the company name stood for.

The parent company of my store has often been referred to as "Royal A-hole"

[AdamAnt316]

Target - Targét (pronounced Tar-jhay)
Home Depot - Home Despot
McDonalds - McZargalds
Wal-Mart - Wally World, Wal-Fart Supersucker (Supercenter)
Radio Shack - Ratty Ol' Shack, Rat Shack
Burger King - Burger Thing
Taco Bell - Taco Hell, Taco Smell, Colon Blow (Already Taken)
KFC - KF Rat
Pizza Hut - Pizza Butt, Pizza Rut, Pizza the Hutt (is gonna send out for YOU!!!)
Dunkin' Donuts - Funkin' Gonuts

[ComputerNecromancer]

Radio Shaft
Dominatrix Pizza

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Then there's that popular boy band... five of them... One Erection

Hey! That's my joke!

I also like to call them Five Guys One Cup, because of reasons. It sounding funny to me being one of those reasons.

[wolfie]

For the largest burger chain in North America, I've heard "McPukes" and "Chez Ronald".

For Save-on-foods, one location (Metrotown in Burnaby - a Vancouver suburb) had the nickname "Cave-in foods".

[dalesys]

Then there's that popular boy band... five of them... One Erection

[Silent-Hunter]

LOL Kurger Bing!

I'm calling Burger King that now.

[sms001]

- called it Kurger Bing, and now it's stuck.

Pretty clever, actually.

[retro]

A nearby seaside town has a burger place which is just called KB (King Burger). Yeah you can see where they got that name from. My ex- called it Kurger Bing, and now it's stuck.

[drjonah]

There's a auto parts dealer in Wisconsin named Mofoco. Yeah if you say it out loud I'm sure most of you can figure out what funny name people had for them

[retro]

KFC= Unlucky Fried Kitten

[Ophbalance]

Best Buy = Breast Buy

[SongsOfDragons]

Oh I remembe one! I don't think it's actually a store more a brand. I wouldn't know...

AppleCrumble and Fish!