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In the future, we'll get complaints from SC's about food pills killing them or making them fat, only to find out that they ate more than their daily recommended limit.
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In the future, there will be no server wage; only minimum wage... and a flat 11% tax on everything across the board.Comment
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In the future, everyone will work minimum wage - that is, about $50/hour.Comment
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Except management, where salaries will start at $1M per year. Don't forget the CEO's multi-billion bonus.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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"Well, OF COURSE I ate a whole bunch! I wasn't full!"Quoth cindybubbles View Post
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In the future, cashiers and other service workers really WILL be psychic. Your order will be scanned, bagged up and ready for you the moment you set foot in the store. Naturally, there will be a surcharge attached, which will vary based upon how distressing it was for them to access a given customer's grey matter."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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In the future, we'll get to charge SCs extra for being rude. Here are the pricing options:
typo in email: $2 each
ALL CAPS: $10 per letter, capital or not
using cell phone while ordering: $20 per second while on the phone
cat butt face: $50
txtspeak in email: $100
yelling: $500
swearing: $1000
threatening to call corporate: $5000
promising to never shop here again: permanent ban
protecting unruly children by doing at least one of the above: call to police and to Child Protection Services.Comment
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... if it was soothing, does that mean the customer gets a discount?Quoth EricKei View Post
Seshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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Ooh! I've already done that. I used to do some work on Second Life. My best quote to such a luser: "What are you going to do? Shoot pixels at me?"Quoth cindybubbles View PostSeshat's self-help guide:
1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.Comment
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In the future, retail employees will be allowed to tackle unruly customers/shoplifters without fear of losing their jobs.Comment
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In the future, more and more people will be fumbling around in their digital wallets trying to get exact change in Bitcoin.Comment
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