Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

First World Problems

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #16
    My yard lawn tractor, circa 1993, that I didn't have to purchase as it was no longer in service since my father upgraded to a MOAR PWER!!!11!!11! machine, needs tires. As in, I need to replace the tires for the first time in 20 years. The first thought going through my head was "but I wanted a wireless AC router! Damn you really old tire!".
    But the paint on me is beginning to dry
    And it's not what I wanted to be
    The weight on me
    Is Hanging on to a weary angel - Sister Hazel

    Comment


    • #17
      Quoth Greenday View Post
      The sun doesn't hit enough of my balcony in the evenings for me to tan after work.
      This is my favorite so far

      As for me I just got done watching the first two seasons of New Girl on netflix, and was gonna watch season three on ON Demand, but they don't have the whole season up there, so now I gotta wait for it to get on netflix

      https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
      Great YouTube channel check it out!

      Comment


      • #18
        Quoth Cia View Post
        I have yet to find a dairy company who makes lactose free half and half. I'm tired of taking lactaid pills just to have coffee.
        Have you tried using heavy whipping cream? It may be enough lower in lactose that you won't need the lactaid with it. Other than that, I'd suggest trying some of the milk alternatives out there, like rice, almond or soy milk.

        *sigh* My first world problem is that taking care of a kidless house is not all that much actual work, so I get bored in the evenings after my boyfriend goes off to work.
        You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

        Comment


        • #19
          Rofl, 1st world and 21 stone(weight) problems. I guess if you're big you can't be stylish. None of the clothing delivery services that keep peppering my fb feed(five four, trunk club, and one other name I can't recall) actually fit me. Admittedly, I'm large and oddly proportioned(my most recently fitted dress shirt is a 20 inch neck and 42 inch arms) but it's aggravating to get ads for products I can't use. Just like the local gamepiece Pizza, they aren't open for lunch yet every other advertising email I get from corporate touts lunch specials. Arrgh.

          Comment


          • #20
            Quoth Jester View Post
            One of my coworkers and her husband are moving back up north. As such, they have been selling and giving some stuff away. She gave me an almost full bottle of Fireball and a small box of Pinot Grigio. Problem: I don't have room in the fridge for it, what with all my beer, other wine, produce, etc. Plus I share the fridge with two other guys, i.e. my roommates. But as I said, I don't have room in the fridge for these two items, and am going to have to get clever to make them fit, as either one warm is rather unappetizing.

            What's your latest First World Problem?
            How about storing your wine at room temperature, and then using this wine chiller from Corkcicle when you're ready to drink it?

            Corkcicle also has one for beer here.
            cindybubbles (👧 ❤️ 🎂 )

            Enter Cindyland here!

            Comment


            • #21
              In a truely first world problem - my wife forgot I was on early shift today and gave me too much food (if I was on late I need lunch/dinner, today I only need lunch).
              How ever do they manage to breathe for themselves without having to call tech support? - Argabarga

              Comment


              • #22
                There you go, CIA.

                There appears to be more flavors of half n half from them. :-)
                My Guide to Oblivion

                "I resent the implication that I've gone mad, Sprocket."

                Comment


                • #23
                  I went to Wawa today. I ordered a chickensteak sandwich, no cheese, no onions, with ketchup. I got back to my office and unwrapped it and it was chicken salad instead of chopped up chicken.
                  "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

                  Comment


                  • #24
                    My first world problem is that I don't have Wawa or Sheetz locally and yet I really want Wawa.

                    Comment


                    • #25
                      The bread was a lot more dry than I realised - so I slightly burned it...
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

                      Comment


                      • #26
                        Only one company makes my absolute favorite flavor of ice cream properly. And they don't have any stores in this part of the country.
                        You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

                        Comment


                        • #27
                          I can only find one coffee shop in this county that has an employee who knows how to make a proper Cafe Colada (Cuban style espresso), and it's 30 minutes to an hour away.
                          At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

                          Comment


                          • #28
                            Quoth cindybubbles View Post
                            How about storing your wine at room temperature, and then using this wine chiller from Corkcicle when you're ready to drink it?
                            Sometimes it's easier to just go low tech. In this case, I simply drank and ate enough to make room for the wine in the fridge.

                            Quoth mathnerd View Post
                            I can only find one coffee shop in this county that has an employee who knows how to make a proper Cafe Colada (Cuban style espresso), and it's 30 minutes to an hour away.
                            Now that you no longer live in south Florida, you are going to have to deal with the fact that Cuban coffee is going to be tough if not impossible to find.

                            On the bright side, Mexican food is going to be much better in your area overall. Unfortunately, tomatoes are highly prevalent in Mexican food, which with your allergy to tomatoes will heavily mitigate this positive side.

                            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                            Still A Customer."

                            Comment


                            • #29
                              Quoth Jester View Post
                              Now that you no longer live in south Florida, you are going to have to deal with the fact that Cuban coffee is going to be tough if not impossible to find.
                              But I did find ONE source. And this is a thread about first world problems, so there.

                              Quoth Jester View Post
                              On the bright side, Mexican food is going to be much better in your area overall. Unfortunately, tomatoes are highly prevalent in Mexican food, which with your allergy to tomatoes will heavily mitigate this positive side.
                              You know you're an asshole, right? Just rub it in that I can't eat any of the yummy Mexican food that's so abundant in this area.
                              At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

                              Comment


                              • #30
                                My grandmother used Pacquins hand cream her whole life. My mother used it her entire life. I've used it my entire life.

                                They stopped making it a little while ago.

                                There is, quite literally, NO lotion on Earth that works so well and is so non-greasy. I worked on a farm for 4 years and you would never it from looking at my hands. You can buy the odd jar online for insane prices (as in, hundreds of dollars).
                                https://www.facebook.com/authorpatriciacorrell/

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X