Random Sucky Neighbor Thoughts

[KellyHabersham]

Another note to the people next door - I hate to be one of "those" neighbors, but the contractors working on your house have now filled up the recycle bin as well, which they, again, should NOT be doing. (Fortunately, the garbage gets picked up tomorrow)

[BearLeeBadenaugh]

Kelly, dunno about your area, but here, one phone call to the waste company would get their harridan of an investigator out and she'd be writing up an extra bill for the homeowner.

[Nunavut Pants]

It's 10:45 pm--time to start a domestic argument in the bedroom that shares a wall with mine.

"It's 10 PM, time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode."

BANG!!

"Blimey, how'd he know that?"

"It was an inspired guess."

[MoonCat]

"It's 10 PM, time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode."

BANG!!

"Blimey, how'd he know that?"

"It was an inspired guess."

If it lays an egg....it will fall down the back of the television set.

[Food Lady]

I've been waiting 20 minutes to get in the shower because our plumbing kind of sucks and you are in yours. Is it going to be 20 more minutes? How dirty are you??

[April]

Instead of standing on your porch screaming "Jackson!!! Trixie!!!" At your freaking obnoxious yappy dogs, how about you go get them and take them inside? Because now not only do I have to listen to your dogs bark if I even breath while I am outside, but now I have to listen to you scream at them every 5 minutes.

[justhere]

Instead of standing on your porch screaming "Jackson!!! Trixie!!!" At your freaking obnoxious yappy dogs, how about you go get them and take them inside? Because now not only do I have to listen to your dogs bark if I even breath while I am outside, but now I have to listen to you scream at them every 5 minutes.

If he is also asking them if they have to go poopy, go poopy, I think we may share a neighbor (and the repetition was not a mistake on my part).

[Aria]

To my upstairs neighbor - I recognize the voice now from the midnight karaoke night - please stop stomping around, punching holes in the wall, and calling your significant other a fucking whore. It's only 4 in the afternoon but still..

[Zellie Crescent]

If I were her I'd leave him, he sounds like an asshole anyway.

[Food Lady]

Why are you so loud????? You had better not complain when I vacuum at 8:00 tomorrow, on a Sunday morning. You have no right to.

[April]

If he is also asking them if they have to go poopy, go poopy, I think we may share a neighbor (and the repetition was not a mistake on my part).

If you're in Colorado, that may be a possibility

[Luna Baby]

If he is also asking them if they have to go poopy, go poopy, I think we may share a neighbor (and the repetition was not a mistake on my part).

I think I might be your neighbor. I go out every evening with my little dog and remind him over and over to "go potty. go potty." If I don't remind him, he gets caught up sniffing out bunny poop...

[Aria]

If I were her I'd leave him, he sounds like an asshole anyway.

They're at it again, and I quite agree... although for all I know, she deserves him.

[Victory Sabre]

I do have pretty good neighbors, in general. The one problem is that the one next to the laundry room likes to smoke wacky tobacco.

Makes me want to hurl when I go do my laundry.

[laborcat]

My neighbor sucks. His druggie kid was in there this morning and as instructed by the landlord, I called and ratted him out. Sooner or later either this guy's going to get evicted or they're going to retaliate by doing something to my cat or my truck or my boyfriend's car. I wish I could afford to move.