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  • #16
    "Get out of here NOW before you die, OR WORSE!"
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    • #17
      "Behiiiiind yoooooouu...."
      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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      • #18
        (in a sing-song voice) "Nobody's gonna belieeeeve yooooouuu..."
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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        • #19
          "I know where Jimmy Hoffa is, and I'm not going to tell youuuuu...."
          When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          • #20
            "You can't take 3 from 2, 2 is less than 3, so you look at the 4 in the tens place. Now that's really 4 tens so you make it 3 tens, regroup and you change the ten to ten ones..."
            Drive it like it's a county car.

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            • #21
              Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
              "We've come for your daughter, Chuck."
              "But my name's Ted."
              "Sorry, wrong house."
              This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

              I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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              • #22
                Quoth mjr View Post
                BTW...there's a restaurant in the county where I live that's supposedly haunted. It was featured on one of those "Ghost Hunter" shows.
                Is it in the women's restroom? It always seems that hauntings in restaurants are in the women's restroom.

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                • #23
                  Quoth strawbabies View Post
                  Is it in the women's restroom? It always seems that hauntings in restaurants are in the women's restroom.
                  As well as the fourth floor women's restroom in a certain castle that was a boarding school.
                  "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                  • #24
                    "Doooo something valuable wiiiith yoour liiiiife."
                    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                    • #25
                      Quoth strawbabies View Post
                      Is it in the women's restroom? It always seems that hauntings in restaurants are in the women's restroom.
                      No, supposedly it's the entire restaurant, but of that, one dining room in particular.
                      Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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                      • #26
                        1) "... next week's winning numbers are..." and then silence.

                        2) "Shake, shake, shake, Senora, shake your body line..."

                        3) "You will not be saved by the holy ghost. You will not be saved by the god Plutonium. In fact, YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED!"
                        "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                        • #27
                          Quoth Antisocial_Worker View Post
                          "You can't take 3 from 2, 2 is less than 3, so you look at the 4 in the tens place. Now that's really 4 tens so you make it 3 tens, regroup and you change the ten to ten ones..."
                          Yay Tom Lehrer.

                          Along those lines:
                          "Beethoven's gone, but his music lives on,
                          And Mozart don't go shopping no more.
                          You'll never meet Liszt or Brahms again,
                          And Elgar doesn't answer the door."


                          Another possibility: make up an impossible logic problem, and instruct them to solve it if they want to save their lives.
                          Seshat's self-help guide:
                          1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                          2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                          3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                          4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                          "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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