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UPDATE: I ordered a cappuccino machine on the 27th to get here the 29th (paid expedited shipping). Because of the storm it will now arrive on the 4th, the date it originally would've gotten here without the extra money. *sigh* I already talked to the store where I will be returning it (because now my old one has miraculously come back from the dead and I don't need the new one anymore). I will be getting that extra shipping refunded to me.
Oh, and I've discovered I can't get to or from work without treading ice and walking in traffic because what few sidewalks we do have in my neighborhood are covered waist-high. I guess the city doesn't care or they're waiting until after the holiday."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably
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Quoth Food Lady View PostOh, and I've discovered I can't get to or from work without treading ice and walking in traffic because what few sidewalks we do have in my neighborhood are covered waist-high. I guess the city doesn't care or they're waiting until after the holiday.I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."
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Quoth Racket_Man View PostWOW my town gives you maybe a week then they do it and bill the property owner directly."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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It's a revenue tool. They set a shorter deadline for you to shovel your sidewalk than the time it takes them to get around to plowing your street, then the plow throws the snow up onto the sidewalks. Now the sidewalks are snow-covered AGAIN, so they have another chance to catch you not shoveling them off in time.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth wolfie View PostIt's a revenue tool. They set a shorter deadline for you to shovel your sidewalk than the time it takes them to get around to plowing your street, then the plow throws the snow up onto the sidewalks. Now the sidewalks are snow-covered AGAIN, so they have another chance to catch you not shoveling them off in time.
For thos interested: Snow removal ordinance."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth wolfie View PostIt's a revenue tool. They set a shorter deadline for you to shovel your sidewalk than the time it takes them to get around to plowing your street, then the plow throws the snow up onto the sidewalks. Now the sidewalks are snow-covered AGAIN, so they have another chance to catch you not shoveling them off in time.I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."
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Of course, through the alchemy of the city plow, the "street snow" which the plow deposited in your driveway magically becomes "your snow", and therefore illegal to dispose of by putting it back in the street where it originated.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth wolfie View PostOf course, through the alchemy of the city plow, the "street snow" which the plow deposited in your driveway magically becomes "your snow", and therefore illegal to dispose of by putting it back in the street where it originated.I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."
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Here in Finland it isn't actually snowing yet - or at least not much. There's enough on the ground to make it entirely unambiguous that it's winter (even if you're not standing in the cold wearing several more layers than usual), but there's no need to clear it from anywhere except the road itself.
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The way my driveway sits, coupled with how my street intersects the hwy running through town(it's not called main street, but it is the main street, lol) means that the plow drivers try to drop the snow in my yard(and consequently driveway) rather than having to make a turn and deal with merging while laden down. I easily get twice the plow berm as my buddy who lives a block further away from the hwy on the same street I do. I've had to break out the chainsaw to deal with the plow berm left at the end of the driveway before because it was a wet, slushy snow that froze. Could have made an igloo, the blocks were that solid.
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Yeah, I'm liking the little guy, too, given how dry California's been.
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