Hilariously bad dates

[Sliceanddice]

However, then they rounded a corner.

There was a statue.

Pan. Half human, half goat.

In vivid delecto flagrante.

With a she-goat.

Scallywag reports that he is not good at gauging the expressions of goats, but it really did not look consensual.

Never saw her again. "Just a friend" message came through.

So, share your tales of dates that went wrong.

Rapscallion

Yep...... those Romans sure did seem to like non-concentual interspecies erotica....

Also about the sex prize... https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL_...&v=t3ADKflgGZs enjoy

[CyberLurch]

There was the one girl who, after our fourth or fifth date, had already planned out 'our' life together in ridiculous detail. Including exactly where we'd live, what I'd do for a living (my then-current job of selling auto parts wasn't a 'real job', according to her), and how many kids we'd have. In short, to her I was 'raw material' that she was going to use to sculpt into her idea of a made-to-order husband, who would bear only a superficial resemblance to myself. And clearly, none of this was negotiable at all.

EJECT EJECT EJECT!

[Aislin]

Went on a blind date with a guy to Benni Hanna figuring if I didn't like the guy I at least would get a meal I liked and a show. Fully intended to pay for myself. He insisted I pick the place to eat and would give zero input as to were to go. We also agreed to go to a movie afterwards. Well he Hates Aisian food, Aisan people, Mexicans ect. I find this out at the restaraunt as we are being seated. He calls the host a wetback. He picks apart the sushi I had ordered for me. He insults the hibachi guy. He will only drink voss water and only the still not the fizzy water. We were seated near the sushi bar at a hibachi table and the sushi chef looked like he was about to leap over the counter and stab the guy. When he went to the bathroom both the waiter and the hibatchi chef offered to sneak me out thru the kitchen. I tipped them before he got back and the sushi chief and told the, I was fine I drove myself. When the bill came he insisted on paying and, no surprise, he did not tip. He the, proceeds to say he wants to go home and watch college football. As we walk out I am relieved the date it over. He asks me as I go to unlock my car if I want to go to his moms place so he can watch the game and he can play with my breasts with his feet. I think at this point I doubled over laughing. To top it all off I was contacted later by HIS Soon to Be Ex-Wife. Apparently on top of everything else he was married. He still contacts me every year on my birthday thru LinkedIn.

[Kit-Ginevra]

So... do girls not like it if you ask to play with their boobs with your feet? :P

[wolfie]

My understanding is that women don't want to be "secondary entertainment". Intimate touching is for "sexy time", NOT as something for their date to do while his attention is focused on the game.

[Aislin]

It was a HORRIBLE first date. The whole idea he would ask me that was preposterous. The waitstaff was trying to smuggle me out of the situation. Who asks for footfetish play on a first date after being a complete ass. And he was married!

[Argabarga]

Who asks for footfetish play on a first date after being a complete ass.

Well, thanks to you, I know ONE guy.....

[iradney]

I did have one date that went badly due to beer.

We met up at a restaurant, I ordered a beer. When I opened it, it smelled a bit...yeasty. Think risen bread dough.

However, being a noob, I drank some of it. Probably about 3 small sips.
Oh boy.

Within 20 minutes, my stomach was sending signals to my brain along the lines of "OH MY GODS WE HAVE TO LEAVE WE NEED TO GO WE GOTTA GO NAO!".

I had to hurriedly excuse myself, drive home (thankfully it was close to home) and camp out in the bathroom.

And this guy thought sending me pics of him in his undies would make me feel better LOL