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    Finding that slick spot and discovering that at 65 I can still do "the splits!"

    ...Undoing them may require EMT's and surgery...
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    Ow ow ow ow ow. Hope you're ok.
    You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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    • #3
      Ouch. *hands over and ice pack or heating pad, whichever helps more*
      1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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      • #4
        I'm OK. Just a near miss.

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        Another (not recent)

        Proving (yet again) that the bedstand feet will happily stubbify my toes.
        Last edited by EricKei; 01-13-2017, 11:43 PM. Reason: merged consecutive posts
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          I would end up with a concussion, no question. Ice terrifies me.
          "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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          • #6
            Quoth Food Lady View Post
            I would end up with a concussion, no question. Ice terrifies me.
            yeah me too
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #7
              Quoth MoonCat View Post
              yeah me too
              Yep, once you've had one...

              and I've had at least 5, 3 of which were not caused by any blow to the head.
              "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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              • #8
                When I was far more flexible, 20+ years ago, I used to be able to do a "side split" between two chairs...

                Kinda like this. The guy in the picture isn't me.

                Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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                • #9
                  And then there is The Epic Split feat by Jean-Claude Van Damme
                  "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                  • #10
                    Let's not forget about the Van Dam lift, named after wrestler Rob Van Dam:

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=badg5ON3Cko
                    Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.

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