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Finding that slick spot and discovering that at 65 I can still do
"the splits!"
...Undoing them may require EMT's and surgery...
"the splits!"...Undoing them may require EMT's and surgery...
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Ow ow ow ow ow. Hope you're ok.You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga -
Ouch. *hands over and ice pack or heating pad, whichever helps more*
1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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I'm OK. Just a near miss.
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Another (not recent)
Proving (yet again) that the bedstand feet will happily stubbify my toes.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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I would end up with a concussion, no question. Ice terrifies me."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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Yep, once you've had one...Quoth MoonCat View Postyeah me too
and I've had at least 5, 3 of which were not caused by any blow to the head."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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When I was far more flexible, 20+ years ago, I used to be able to do a "side split" between two chairs...
Kinda like this. The guy in the picture isn't me.
Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.Comment
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And then there is The Epic Split feat by Jean-Claude Van Damme"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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Let's not forget about the Van Dam lift, named after wrestler Rob Van Dam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=badg5ON3CkoSkilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.Comment
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